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11-01-2018, 09:35 PM | #136 |
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RM is an alien from another solar system sent here to figure out the best way to conquer the planet. He's gathering information that will destroy us. Probably on the eve of an AFC championship game where Mahomes is set to send us to the SB.
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11-01-2018, 09:38 PM | #137 |
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Pardon me for a moment. I have to go kill mlyonsd.
(And I dunno. I just don't like the taste. And I don't really have a desire to get drunk or anything.)
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11-01-2018, 09:49 PM | #138 |
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I've got glasses of water stacked around the house and a 34 inch Louisville slugger. Don't tempt happy funball.
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11-01-2018, 10:28 PM | #139 |
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Rye Whiskey.
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11-02-2018, 09:43 AM | #140 |
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Friday and i'm taking tomorrow off.
Whisky night!
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11-02-2018, 09:56 AM | #141 |
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Scotch
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That was 20 years ago. I was 19 and didn’t know better. I haven’t drank whiskey since.
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11-02-2018, 12:12 PM | #144 |
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All the anti-gin bigotry in this thread is proof that the America I once knew is finished as a nation.
Bunch of slack-jawed philistines. Can't appreciate the beauty of a classic martini, extra dry, with a twist of lemon. (How dry? I pour an ounce of vermouth over ice in a mixer, shake it up, strain it out, then pour the gin in and gently stir. Churchill's method was to open the bottle of vermouth, say "vermouth," then close it back up.) Nothing better than a well-made martini before a steak dinner, accompanied by a bold Cabernet, finished with a fine cigar and single-malt scotch. I weep for you. |
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11-02-2018, 12:13 PM | #145 |
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So you've never got drunk - went hoggin? Time to call up Billay.
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11-02-2018, 12:18 PM | #146 |
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This is a great answer but only uncorks (pun!) a whole conversation about how there's a huge BS Rye conspiracy.
Many of the Ryes you get aren't made by the label. Take, for instance, High West Rye. Is it brewed with the other whiskeys in Park City, UT? Nope. It comes from Indiana. Midwest Grain Products of Indiana, or MGP for short. What other awesome Ryes you love are actually all the same shit from MGP? The list will depress you: Angel's Envy Bulleit Rye Filibuster George Dickel Rye High West James E. Pepper Redemption Smooth Ambler Templeton Rye Everything you know is a lie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MGP_of_Indiana |
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11-02-2018, 12:23 PM | #147 |
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I go through phases, but I like pretty much all liquors.
My wife and I are in a pretty heavy mezcal rotation currently after a recent trip to Oaxaca. It's, in general, expensive though. Prior to the mezcal: I used to drink scotch, but I trend more toward bourbon, now. My wife drinks vodka mainly if we aren't drinking mezcal. I enjoy gin. The main booze I'm not crazy about is rum... but that's mainly the sweet darker rums that I dislike.
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11-02-2018, 12:29 PM | #148 |
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I need to add Rum to the bottom of my list. It’s worse than gin. It’s so bad I’d completely wiped it from my memory until this thread. I’m gagging as I type.
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11-02-2018, 12:37 PM | #149 |
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Rum is real bad because the huge amount of sugar contributes to the crippling hangover.
I have a friend who drinks Kraken Rum straight from the bottle because he's a dork who likes the idea of combining pirates and Clash of the Titans. He's an idiot, basically. |
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11-02-2018, 12:41 PM | #150 |
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ARRRRR MAYTEY
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