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08-31-2014, 04:25 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gay Day With Clay IV: Pizza Adventure!
It's Sunday! It's a Gay Day! With Clay! Let's go on an adventure, CP. Our destination is PIZZA.
It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. Before we find pizza though, let's look at some cars. This appears to be a fine establishment. Yeah, maybe not. All that glitters is not gold. BARF. This car is cool though. Too bad it's not for sale. Should I get a tattoo? No. Let's head on up the road. Did you know Drew Bledsoe opened a rental service here in KC? Coca-Cola's advertising is making me thirsty as I trudge wearily around town. SHIT! I SCUFFED MY SNOWY WHITE TOE! Crud. SPEED Auto sales beckons. Look at all those surely never-wrecked luxury automobiles being sold at reasonable prices only $5000 over book value. Oh hey, this one's nice. Let's pause and reflect on Ruth Bradfield as we continue our journey. Who was she? Did she ever buy a used automobile near 79th and Wornall? Did she sit here? Did she have AIDs? Can AIDs survive on park benches for decades? Do I need to get screened? Let's go. Hey look a bumblebee. I just sold a car with racing stripes so I'll pass. DAMN if only I had a car. Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here. Let's stop at the dollar store. I'm thirsty, and I'm sure the pizza place will rape me on drink prices. There's a very fine Indian restaurant, incidentally. Ahhh. Goes perfect with pizza. The pizza's just up ahead! Let's sit here and rest amidst the water fountains. This is truly a gay day, friends. People at the intersection are envious of my urban trek. PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I'm frightened by the inclusion of communist references in the name, however. Let's tread carefully. Ahh, air conditioning. This is a very well-crafted pizza place. I enjoy the simple, yet elegant decor. I am also their only customer at the moment. NEXT: THE PIZZA |
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