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kroll is ok, but his variety show is/was crap. GOB>kroll.
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'Chris' ['Rob Lowe] dancing to One Head Light alone on the dance floor might have been the funniets thing I've seen in 2014.
For true heartache, ask me about the import of that song personally. Or figure it out for yourself.
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That felt like a series finale.
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There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food.
Our newest Swansonism. The real emotional depth is knowing that the box created for Chris is probably a a box created by Offerman exactly as described in his personal woodshop
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I feel like my heart has been ripped out. Boob hats.
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Great couple of episodes leading to the finale.
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From the law offices of Fwar, Dips, Winshares, Gritt, Nelsson, Woba, Eraplus, Zswing, Rângé-Factor, Heart, Babip, Pecota, Vorp, & Eckstein, LLC:
LEGAL DISCLAIMER This document (the "Disclaimer") is binding in perpetuity. It ensures that Channel 46 (the "Company") and its parent company, Sweetums Corp., as well as Sweetums Corp's parent company, Academi, cannot be held legally responsible for any views or actions made by/on "Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show" (the "Show"). The actions of or opinions expressed by, Johnny Karate a.k.a. Burt Macklin a.k.a. Jonathan Karate a.k.a. Andy Dwyer (the "Host") or his wife, Mrs. Karate a.k.a. Janet Snakehole a.k.a. Judy Hitler a.k.a. April Ludgate-Dwyer (the "Producer") do not necessarily represent those of the Company. This statement also applies to any and all alter egos or characters generated now, or in the future, by either the Host or the Producer, as well as their cast members, current or future, and their dog Champion a.k.a. Dog World Champion a.k.a. The Three-Legged Wonder Dog a.k.a. Tripod Jones (the "Dog"). This further acknowledges that the Company has on numerous occasions under the threat of termination and/or loss of privileges relating to the Host's show instructed the Host and the Producer not to engage in any of the following activities: -Attempting to ingest or encouraging others to ingest non-edible products, including but not limited to: glue, wood, staples, staplers, toys, wool socks, cotton socks, polyester socks, cotton/polyester blend socks, scientific equipment and any form of US currency, including but not limited to: pennies, nickels, quarters, Susan B. 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