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07-22-2013, 11:05 PM | #2 |
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I responded to this stupid thread.
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07-22-2013, 11:05 PM | #3 |
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07-22-2013, 11:11 PM | #4 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Pretty much everything that happened on the final day of Groundhog Day.
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07-22-2013, 11:13 PM | #5 |
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http://news.yahoo.com/pushy-train-pa...142017067.html There, you'll enjoy this story then. I can't do anything to top that. |
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07-22-2013, 11:13 PM | #6 |
I'm with the banned.
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I helped a disoriented family back into their overturned SUV.
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07-22-2013, 11:15 PM | #7 |
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07-22-2013, 11:19 PM | #8 |
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I helped a turtle whose demise was imminent the rest of the way across the road.
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07-22-2013, 11:22 PM | #9 |
best in the biz
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moved from the middle lane to the right lane so the horde of cars could get around a left lane hog...
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07-22-2013, 11:25 PM | #10 |
Don't Be A Dick
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I told a child who said he couldn't, he could. Then I watched him do it.
I opened a door for an elderly lady then carried her books up a flight of stairs. I walked away from a fight from a professor, which I would have won, because I respect the roll of a student. I said nice things to all who came across my path the serious goal of making their day better. I told my newborn grand daughter (saturday) that I loved her in her first ever phone call and then I called my new born grandson (2 weeks today) all about it in our second phone call. I doubt either will remember, but I will cherish. I sent my daughter a mysterious money order because she refused the help. I spent an hour on the phone with a friend who's a good person because that' what a guy should do. I may have not made a dent on the crap that is the world, but I scuffed it up a bit. |
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07-23-2013, 12:26 AM | #11 |
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My best friend and I are making a cross country drive from Providence, Rhode Island all the way to Aspen, Colorado just to return a briefcase to some redhead who left it in the airport.
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07-23-2013, 04:26 AM | #12 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Everyday I help single mothers get their start in life.
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07-23-2013, 05:34 AM | #13 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I sprayed some febreeze after I took a dump.
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07-23-2013, 05:41 AM | #14 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I paid for the TV and free booze for two army chaps on my flight. The flying waiter told me that they didn't have any drinks, though.
I almost did kill the stinky ****er sitting next to me in the middle seat. If you want to look out the window the WHOLE ****ING PLANE RIDE, I SUGGEST THAT YOU ACTUALLY GET A WINDOW SEAT.
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07-23-2013, 06:01 AM | #15 |
In Search of a Life
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I favorited someones tweet that wasn't really funny or interesting
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