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Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Which one of you dirt bags got busted for rape by my house?
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Well, if he was shopping in a Radio Shack, he had to be desperate....
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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He sounds like a charming and productive member of society...
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I didn't get busted.
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Quit your bullshit
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I'm kind of surprised they were still able to identify him after he changed pants, though. How did they recognize him?
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Emporer of Mongo
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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To not get caught, the key is to steal the item with no pants on & then quickly get into pants.
They will be looking for some schmuck without pants. TA DA
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Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Steal a higher quality than Samsung, idiot.
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MVP
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Hmmm...How did the clerk make a citizens arrest if they brought him back to the store to identify him? Glad they caught this punk.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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If the pants don't fit must aquit.
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Banned
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Lawrence Taylor Jr.?
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My name...is Horace!
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What's with the rope on top of his head? Is that what the employee used to make a citizens arrest? Did he throw some sort of net on him?
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The Beast Inside Your Head
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Don't be That Guy.
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Paladin
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I just got a Samsung Galaxy Note II. But...it wasn't me.
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