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05-06-2013, 03:05 PM | #1 | |
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05-07-2013, 05:28 AM | #2 |
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Hilarious.
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05-06-2013, 03:26 PM | #3 |
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Can't I just be faithful? Marriage doesn't seem like a necessary step.
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05-07-2013, 05:30 AM | #4 | |
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Also, I'm Catholic, so of course I believe in marriage. BUT, taking my beliefs out, if people were simply faithful to one person for life (whatever you want to call that) then there would be NO sexually transmitted diseases.
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05-06-2013, 04:02 PM | #5 |
Bustle in your hedgerow?
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05-06-2013, 04:54 PM | #6 |
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05-07-2013, 05:30 AM | #7 |
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See my previous post. I'm not just talking to the men here...
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05-06-2013, 01:17 PM | #8 |
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Sexually transmitted diseases are the cruelest of diseases. It's like getting beat up when you're at an amusement park.
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05-06-2013, 03:19 PM | #9 |
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05-06-2013, 01:23 PM | #10 |
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05-06-2013, 01:24 PM | #11 |
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That in and of itself is pretty gutsy. Why take the chance? condom breaks or is defective, or you have some open cut or sore or something...just not worth the risk.
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05-06-2013, 01:29 PM | #12 |
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Well, the fear of this is undoubtedly what I will attribute my abstinence on in the near future.
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05-06-2013, 01:36 PM | #13 |
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14 years of abstinence solves this.
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05-06-2013, 01:43 PM | #14 |
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05-06-2013, 01:58 PM | #15 |
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I hearby name this STD Kardashorrhea
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