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I guess you could say he was a little mixed up.
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Wasted away again...
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"Mom, I found a wedding ring in my hot dog!"
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Some said in the limo thread that fire or drowning would be the worst ways to go. This would be mine...... feet first. UGH!!!!
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I'm assuming his lips and asshole made it to the hot dog line.
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I sausage advice the other day, it said "don't fall in a meat grinder."
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My sophomore roommate lost a brother to a grain auger right in front of him in HS.
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Sad. I don't think we consider how unsafe some people's jobs are when it comes to the daily grind.
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his co workers were unable to jerky him out of the machine in time
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Fish are scared of me
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Don't turn it on !!!!
WHAT ? DID YOU SAY TURN IT ON ???? OK. I TURNED IT ON . |
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