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Toben Opurum
Has the best name on the Kansas City Chiefs.
I will be rooting for Toben Opurum to make this roster at LB every goddamn day. Toben Opurum, I salute you. Toben Opurum, folks. Toben Opurum. Keep ****ing doubting Toben Opurum. 6'1", 249 lbs. Runs a 4.6. 34.5" vertical. 10'4" broad. Benched 225 lbs 24 times. Team captain. Not going to kid you, those are actually really good measurables. You might be asking yourself: does Toben Opurum have a nickname? Yes. Toben Opurum has a nickname. And Toben Opurum's nickname is “Tobenuchukwu.” Toben Opurum can also play fullback, and we know this regime loves them some fullbacks. Read up on Toben Opurum. Because Toben Opurum is a name you want to know. His name is Toben Opurum. His name is Toben Opurum. His name is Toben Opurum. |
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05-05-2013, 01:45 PM | #2 |
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Beautiful name. What is that? Backwards Hebrew?
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05-05-2013, 01:46 PM | #3 |
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05-05-2013, 01:49 PM | #4 |
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Weird. Tobenuchukwu was my nickname growing up, too.
But Jose Gumbs has the best name on the Chiefs. I have to correct you on that.
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05-05-2013, 02:06 PM | #5 |
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He was a better RB than LB. KU's coaches are ****ing idiots.
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05-05-2013, 02:13 PM | #6 |
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Prediction: Toben Opurum will end up on the practice squad.
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05-05-2013, 02:13 PM | #7 |
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He was a legit rb at Kansas. will be interesting where they play him
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05-05-2013, 02:13 PM | #8 |
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Read through the thread 3 times, made a sandwich, took a nap, and walked the dog.
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It's not just the largest Toben Opurum picture ever posted on Chiefsplanet, it's the largest picture of any kind. If you printed it, you would need a piece of paper larger than Wyoming.
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05-05-2013, 02:28 PM | #11 |
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On the plus side, we know there's a possibility he had a cleft palate as a child. He's undeniably a perspirer.
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05-05-2013, 02:47 PM | #12 |
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I'll need a bigger pic to determine if true.
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05-05-2013, 02:50 PM | #13 |
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I really liked him at RB. Radio moved him to LB, and I don't think he did as well. He was a real ****ing thumper as a frosh.
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He played football at KU so you know he sucks.
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05-05-2013, 02:54 PM | #15 |
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Frank Zombo will break your knee caps for this claim!
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