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Old 05-01-2013, 08:17 AM   #1
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There are five of us at work. Three male attorneys and two female support staff. One men's room and one ladies' room. Neither of us females are shy. Coffee works as a laxative of sorts on both of us, and we both drink it every morning. However, ours never smells like the men's do, and we have to walk past theirs to get to the break room. GAG!

Anyway, the story is complete BS.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:23 AM   #2
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However, ours never smells like the men's do, and we have to walk past theirs to get to the break room. GAG!
Riiiiight.

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Old 05-01-2013, 08:20 AM   #3
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When I poop in public, I try to make as big a splash as possible. I'm talkin the sound of dumping a sack of potatoes into a toilet while yelling out "mother of all that is not holy!"
Usually gets a chuckle or two, especially if I'm in the women's restroom.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:49 AM   #4
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When I poop in public, I try to make as big a splash as possible. I'm talkin the sound of dumping a sack of potatoes into a toilet while yelling out "mother of all that is not holy!"
Usually gets a chuckle or two, especially if I'm in the women's restroom.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:14 AM   #5
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When I poop in public, I try to make as big a splash as possible. I'm talkin the sound of dumping a sack of potatoes into a toilet while yelling out "mother of all that is not holy!"
Usually gets a chuckle or two, especially if I'm in the women's restroom.
****, that's nice, but I go for the assplosion. I want it to sound like Hiroshima up in that mutha****a.
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:26 AM   #6
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:41 AM   #7
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:42 AM   #8
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:56 AM   #9
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The average person shits out 410lbs of feces every year.
Holy shit that is over a pound a day.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:00 AM   #10
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Holy shit that is over a pound a day.
Actually, I was a little off. It's more like 360lbs per year...

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Old 05-01-2013, 09:30 AM   #11
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Actually, I was a little off. It's more like 360lbs per year...
For me, that formula would work out to 446 lbs. per year, almost a 1/4 ton!
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:37 AM   #12
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For me, that formula would work out to 446 lbs. per year, almost a 1/4 ton!
Congratulations?
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:39 AM   #13
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Actually, I was a little off. It's more like 360lbs per year...
Basically, that comes to about double your body weight every year (slightly less).
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Old 05-01-2013, 08:59 AM   #14
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[W]omen report going to different floors, or walking roundabout routes from their desk to the bathroom. And some say they’ve experienced the “standoff,” when two or more women are in the bathroom, but all decline to do their business until the others leave — instead waiting awkwardly, in silence, writhing in emotional and physical discomfort, until someone surrenders.

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Old 05-01-2013, 09:03 AM   #15
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