Misc Pussy Control Issues - Page 7

Skyy God · 11:39 AM

After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

Strongside · 02-13-2013, 10:17 AM

Get in good with said cat. Train him. Make him love you. Earn his trust. She will see this and shift her love from the feline to you.

When the time is right, drive him to the woods and toss him out. He will understand.

BigCatDaddy · 02-13-2013, 10:28 AM

I see this ending in MTG like fashion.

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-13-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

I see this ending in MTG like fashion.

MTG moves in and steals the girl = eleventy billion post thread

Skyy God · 02-13-2013, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

I see this ending in MTG like fashion.

Uh, no.

Other than sharing the same genus/species and abusive relationship with the Chiefs, I have nothing in common with that Springer-show hillbilly.

kepp · 02-13-2013, 10:33 AM

Do you live near any Chinese buffets?

Prison Bitch · 02-13-2013, 11:29 AM

So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.

Skyy God · 02-13-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.

I'm entertaining that possibility 6 months down the road, genious.

BoneKrusher · 02-13-2013, 11:34 AM

Pussy's like a rubber band, no matter how much you stretch it... it goes back in place.

**DaKCMan AP** · 02-13-2013, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Skyy God · 02-13-2013, 11:38 AM

Poke a few holes, add copious amounts of box tape, and mail. Problem solved.

Cannibal · 02-13-2013, 12:36 PM

That cat looks awesome.

You need to learn to get along with it.

Cannibal · 02-13-2013, 12:41 PM

Get the little dude some of these. Throw him 10-15 of them a couple times a day. Make a game out of it. He'll come around.

Prison Bitch · 02-13-2013, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

I'm entertaining that possibility 6 months down the road, genious.

But why even talk about it now? You just met.

The LAST thing I thought about after meeting a girl was: "Gee, when can we move in and play house together!". That's not what men do.

Skyy God · 02-13-2013, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

But why even talk about it now? You just met.

The LAST thing I thought about after meeting a girl was: "Gee, when can we move in and play house together!". That's not what men do.

Where did I say I was discussing the issue with new girl?

**RealSNR** · 02-13-2013, 01:05 PM

If he's REALLY neurotic, the vets do prescribe kitty Prozac from time to time.

Not sure what to do about the dog thing. Call that cat therapist who's a ripoff of Caesar Milan

02-12-2013, 03:02 PM
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	Pussy Control Issues After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road. The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic. So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated. Last edited by Skyy God; 02-13-2013 at 11:39 AM..
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02-13-2013, 10:17 AM	#91
Strongside Mahomes or GTFO Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: KC Casino cash: $4824282	Get in good with said cat. Train him. Make him love you. Earn his trust. She will see this and shift her love from the feline to you. When the time is right, drive him to the woods and toss him out. He will understand. __________________
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02-13-2013, 10:28 AM	#92
BigCatDaddy The Beast Inside Your Head Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $219122	I see this ending in MTG like fashion.
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Prison Bitch Rabbi Goldmann Join Date: Nov 2012 Casino cash: $5450159	So has anyone determined yet if this timeline is real? Is a guy really moving in with a chick after a few weeks? That cannot be possible. But if it is, we'll have to organize a mob to track him down and strip him of his man card asap.
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02-13-2013, 11:34 AM	#98
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02-13-2013, 11:38 AM	#100
Skyy God 11-5, baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Livin the dream Casino cash: $2191557	Poke a few holes, add copious amounts of box tape, and mail. Problem solved.
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02-13-2013, 12:36 PM	#101
Cannibal Better to burn out... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bible Thumping Country Casino cash: $10010618	That cat looks awesome. You need to learn to get along with it.
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02-13-2013, 12:41 PM	#102
Cannibal Better to burn out... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Bible Thumping Country Casino cash: $10010618	Get the little dude some of these. Throw him 10-15 of them a couple times a day. Make a game out of it. He'll come around.
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02-13-2013, 01:05 PM	#105
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $515208	If he's REALLY neurotic, the vets do prescribe kitty Prozac from time to time. Not sure what to do about the dog thing. Call that cat therapist who's a ripoff of Caesar Milan
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