|
02-05-2013, 08:19 PM | |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $660397
|
‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’
Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t. According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say. He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza. Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell. |
Posts: 41,163
|
02-06-2013, 12:17 AM | #31 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Casino cash: $10049239
|
|
Posts: 24,946
|
02-06-2013, 12:55 AM | #32 |
Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
|
|
Posts: 87,025
|
02-06-2013, 01:11 AM | #33 |
WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: AllSoulsMatter
Casino cash: $1293181
|
So this is the Mendoza line I hear so much about. (sry if repost)
__________________
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
Posts: 45,225
|
02-06-2013, 01:30 AM | #34 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $10015321
|
|
Posts: 12,314
|
02-06-2013, 01:33 AM | #35 | |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $10015321
|
Quote:
I would imagine the reason the horse did not move and just stood there would be that if it could speak it would have said "Is it in yet?" |
|
Posts: 12,314
|
02-06-2013, 09:05 AM | #36 |
Praise Him
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: none ya
Casino cash: $5655486
|
amazing what is said and done.
you can't make this kind of stuff up
__________________
No Jesus No Peace Know Jesus Know Peace Ephesians 2:8-10 English Standard Version (ESV) 8 For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9 not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them. |
Posts: 12,196
|
02-06-2013, 09:09 AM | #37 |
WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: AllSoulsMatter
Casino cash: $1293181
|
Oh he definitely tried that, problem is that it was real.
__________________
"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
Posts: 45,225
|
02-06-2013, 09:18 AM | #38 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
Casino cash: $5058243
|
|
Posts: 14,504
|
02-06-2013, 09:21 AM | #39 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
Casino cash: $660397
|
Omaha's house would be full of menmen
__________________
Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome! |
Posts: 41,163
|
02-06-2013, 12:23 PM | #40 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
Casino cash: $10004900
|
horsepucky .....
__________________
** WR or S please** |
Posts: 10,305
|
02-06-2013, 01:30 PM | #41 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
Casino cash: $1378382
|
Sounded like a smart guy. What a loss. He was just here to make a better life for himself.
Didn't Cortez introduce horses to Mexico years ago? |
Posts: 27,005
|
02-06-2013, 01:45 PM | #42 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $11623829
|
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month |
Posts: 36,348
|
02-06-2013, 01:51 PM | #43 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $2247775
|
Well, atleast this story had a happy ending.
|
Posts: 94,009
|
02-06-2013, 01:59 PM | #44 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
Casino cash: $1826136
|
Mexicans are ****ing the horses no white person wants to ****
__________________
|
Posts: 54,560
|
02-06-2013, 02:43 PM | #45 | |
Predicting Chiefs Victory
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9966500
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 4,315
|
|
|