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Old 01-16-2013, 02:41 PM   #1
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:33 AM   #2
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When I delivered pizza, I had a guy think it'd be funny to answer the door naked. I was not impressed. The dork didn't even swing the door open, he hid behind it, for which I am thankful.
When I delivered pizza, I took a delivery to a mormon. He had a 5 in his hand and stretched it out to me. As I tried to snag the bill he pulled it back and gave me a leaflet instead stating this is far more valuable. So after he closed the door I knocked again and asked if I could trade him the leaflet for the 5 and he slammed the door. Loving people they are.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:45 AM   #3
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:01 AM   #4
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When I delivered pizza, I took a delivery to a mormon. He had a 5 in his hand and stretched it out to me. As I tried to snag the bill he pulled it back and gave me a leaflet instead stating this is far more valuable. So after he closed the door I knocked again and asked if I could trade him the leaflet for the 5 and he slammed the door. Loving people they are.
Youre not very good at telling stories. WTF happened to the pizza?
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:15 AM   #5
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Youre not very good at telling stories. WTF happened to the pizza?
Well we gave it the business if ya know what I mean.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:17 AM   #6
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Well we gave it the business if ya know what I mean.
So they just called to promote their religion & stiff you with the pizza?
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:38 PM   #7
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:40 PM   #8
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:49 PM   #9
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:52 PM   #10
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Old 01-16-2013, 02:50 PM   #12
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