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12-13-2012, 10:11 PM | Topic Starter |
Mama Tried
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so i got a ****ing horse
And the horse ****ing sucks.
Spoiled little mother****er. And I got a cat. Goddamn thing claws my ass every time I sit on a milk crate. I hate cats. But I saved the bastard from my dog...wait for it..... Twice. |
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12-13-2012, 10:12 PM | #2 |
Woman should only make babies
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Never look a Gift Cat in the mouth.
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12-13-2012, 10:13 PM | #3 |
Amateur Poster
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Send it to the glue factory.
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12-13-2012, 10:16 PM | #4 |
Mama Tried
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12-13-2012, 10:14 PM | #5 |
He's Mahomie!
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sick the boar on 'em.
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12-13-2012, 10:16 PM | #6 |
Shit
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Lol
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12-13-2012, 10:23 PM | #7 |
pie is never free
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Cats are spiteful, self absorbed creatures and are not to be trusted.
It can sense your weakness in giving it too many chances... |
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12-13-2012, 11:01 PM | #8 |
special teams
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so are women
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12-13-2012, 10:16 PM | #9 |
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you gonna eat it?
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12-13-2012, 10:17 PM | #10 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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Name the horse Elway and name the cat Peyton. Do it. You know you want to.
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12-13-2012, 10:17 PM | #11 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Have you some Catsup with Horseradish.
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12-13-2012, 10:22 PM | #12 |
Woman should only make babies
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gt
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12-14-2012, 09:02 AM | #13 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome! |
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12-13-2012, 10:23 PM | #14 |
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Time for some horse-trading.
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12-13-2012, 10:25 PM | #15 |
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Stop horsing around and rip the cat's claws out.
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