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#2 |
Molôn Labé
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
Casino cash: $8566872
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Turn in your man card
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Posts: 23,166
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#3 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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Yeah. It is gone. Forever. You could've kept it until you came on a ****ing football message board to brag about it bundle of sticks.
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Posts: 56,649
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#4 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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Is your wife's penis bigger than yours?
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Posts: 56,649
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#5 |
GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
Casino cash: $10052154
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Is she carrying your testicles in her purse?
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Posts: 59,997
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#6 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2675047
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My wife is going with her friends. I volunteered to watch our three kids.
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Posts: 92,306
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#7 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $1471900
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If you are getting laid/bj for this then your man card can be restored!
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Posts: 45,694
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#8 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Casino cash: $19947565
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He's married. It's not like he's getting any for this. Not unless he also tucked his t-shirt into his jeans.
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Posts: 56,649
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#9 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $1829822
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So, does she ever let you wear your dick out in public or does she keep it locked in the safe & only let's you wear it on special occasions?
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Posts: 19,053
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#10 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
Casino cash: $8659352
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JFC. Grow a pair.
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Posts: 27,731
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#11 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $1884734
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Posts: 56,985
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#12 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $8245299
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Man card obliterated.
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Posts: 7,850
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#13 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
Casino cash: $9556299
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Steak-and-blow-job week sounds like a fair trade for this. No, wait, make that steak-and-blow-job month.
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Posts: 58,682
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#14 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
Casino cash: $1471900
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Posts: 45,694
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#15 |
PermaBanned
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
Casino cash: $10011570
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This is complete bullshit. She always lets him bring his dick, but he's required to store it in his ass.
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Posts: 47,521
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