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05-04-2012, 08:41 PM | #61 |
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Had some friends come over tonight and had some beers, and when they left I decided to get my mail from my curbside mailbox. It was dark and all I saw at first was some stupid store flyer junk mail.
So I reached back a little farther and pulled out a few more envelopes and some other junk mail. Then when I reached all the way back to make sure I didn't miss anything, I found this full peony bloom in the very back of the mailbox. Kinda strange, huh? But what's even weirder, is I'm fairly certain it came from my peony bush in the back yard. What the **** does this mean? Is someone about to kill me? |
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05-04-2012, 08:43 PM | #63 |
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peony is close to pee on me.
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05-04-2012, 08:44 PM | #64 | |
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05-04-2012, 08:45 PM | #65 |
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05-04-2012, 08:47 PM | #66 | |
Would an idiot do that?
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05-04-2012, 08:47 PM | #67 |
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Just go with it. This is how young girls roll today.
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05-04-2012, 08:47 PM | #68 |
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So you think a woman left it for me? I would think a guy would more likely leave a woman flowers because they like that shit. If it was a woman trying to woo me she would've been better off leaving a torque wrench or something like that.
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05-04-2012, 08:49 PM | #69 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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Sounds like your postman wants to PIIYB
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Btw are you single? (not asking for me)
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05-04-2012, 08:52 PM | #71 |
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Well , he is a woman now. He is confused also.
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05-04-2012, 08:57 PM | #72 | |
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... not really, but a full 2 day weekend is like finding a four leaf clover in my line. You're line of people business is even yet more immediate & personal in many ways than mine, i'm afraid i'd bomb the hell out of radio, what... do i say... must. have. fire... THE ORDER OF THE HAND SHALL RULE*primal scream* |
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05-04-2012, 08:58 PM | #73 | |
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Maybe it was for my son? Although I'm not sure why anyone would think he'd get the mail, he sure as **** doesn't pay any of the bills. Oh, and no, I'm married. Which adds to the weirdness. |
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05-04-2012, 09:01 PM | #74 |
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It is a federal offense to tamper with a mailbox.
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05-04-2012, 09:01 PM | #75 |
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CALL THE MAILBOX COPS!
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