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01-17-2006, 11:54 AM | #2 |
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01-17-2006, 11:59 AM | #3 | |
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01-17-2006, 12:01 PM | #4 |
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01-17-2006, 12:04 PM | #5 |
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You guys aren't thinking this through. Buy a little concrete and punch a hole in the basement floor. There's no reason to take this stuff outdoors.
Just be sure to carpet the basement afterwards. And it wouldn't hurt to make a bunch of holes. Even if they show up, the cops won't want to dig up all of them.
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01-17-2006, 12:05 PM | #6 |
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You don't think much of this girl do you; I mean you had her move in with you and here you are talking about her like she's some crazy lunatic. She obviously took the whole moving in thing very seriously so she's obviously upset - give her a few weeks and I bet you will see it die down.
I know you didn't ask for my opinion, but sounds like she's sad dude, give her a break - unless of course some real craziness reveals itself. then kill her, cook her and feed her to your friends, the ones you play video games with. That'll teach her.
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01-17-2006, 12:08 PM | #10 |
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You're still using her for sex, right? She sounds needy and desperate enough to do lots of freaky things in a humiliating attempt to please you. That could pay off handsomely for you.
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01-17-2006, 12:08 PM | #11 |
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You've BOTH got it wrong.
Strangle the bitch. Buy a bag of lime. Dig a hole in your backyard at about 1 am. Put the body in the hole. Cover the body with lime. Cover the hole with dirt. No evidence will ever be found.
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01-17-2006, 12:10 PM | #12 |
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dude, you got nothing on one of my exes--don't feel like going into the gory detail, but that b*tch was fucked up
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01-17-2006, 12:12 PM | #14 |
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This girl wasn't even an ex, but she was crazy:
While backpacking in Greece and camping on a beach on the isle of Crete (wow, this is already sounding J. Peterman-esque), my tent blew through a barbed wire fence. Long story short, I ended up meeting some German fraulein who took pity on me and let me stay in her pension with her. We stayed together for a couple of days, had some good times, then it was time for me to move to another locale. Of course we exchanged addresses. Anyway, she starts writing me letters, and I occassionally wrote back. But her letters started pouring in at the rate of 3-4 a week and they averaged between 4-5 pages each. I started to get freaked out, and I stopped writing her. The letters kept pouring in, with an occassional reference to her wanting to come to the United States. Then it happened. I was coming home from a class, and the chick is waiting on my front porch. She'd flown to Arkansas from Germany and found me. Not only that, but she had no transportation, no lodging, and was staying for a month. Sooo, she moved in for a very awkward month. Luckily, one of my friend's sisters who had little to do at the time took mercy on us both and took her to St. Louis and some other places. I actually felt really bad, because I was to blame for a lot of the mess, but I never, ever thought that she'd actually fly from Germany to Arkansas without even really telling me.
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01-17-2006, 12:12 PM | #15 |
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The more I think about it, the more I'm intrigued by chagrin's "cook her and feed her to your friends" idea. That has possibilities.
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