Pit Bull pulls baby from fire

[COchief]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Step 1: Realize you have a micro penis, realize you aren't tough but want to be, realize ugly, stupid, and an overly aggressive attitude matches well with your personality Buy Affliction t-shirt

Step 2: Buy Pit Bull

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit and/or children get ripped limb from limb and die agonizing deaths

Step 5: Get interviewed and state "He was just the sweetest dog and had never hurt a fly" after relative or neighbor gets throat ripped out

Missed a few...

My favorite pit story was the female owner out east that took her precious pibbles on a run and they tore her face and neck out killing her, Darwin snickered hard on that one.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by COchief

Missed a few...

My favorite pit story was the female owner out east that took her precious pibbles on a run and they tore her face and neck out killing her, Darwin snickered hard on that one.

She must have made the mistake of getting between them and something else they wished to viciously rip apart.