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06-05-2018, 08:48 PM | #2 |
Shit
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never admit to anything
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06-05-2018, 08:50 PM | #3 |
"You like to drink?"
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Once in Mexico, there was this kid who was annoying the living **** out of me and my friends.
So when someone passed me a ball in shallow end water polo, I made sure to duck because I knew he was behind me and the ball smoked the kid in the dome.
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06-05-2018, 08:57 PM | #4 |
New and Improved
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You got no pictures, you can't prove anything
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06-05-2018, 08:57 PM | #5 |
Supporter
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I once peed on a kid on a camping trip when we are about 7 or 8.
His name was Wesley. |
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06-05-2018, 08:58 PM | #6 |
Bring it on Ahab!
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I'ts like a Mitch Hedberg bit.
You gonna open with that one Rain Man? |
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06-05-2018, 08:59 PM | #7 |
MVP
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I absolutely refuse to let people in the left lane get over when stuck waiting to exit the highway. Get in line and wait your turn like everyone else.
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06-05-2018, 09:03 PM | #8 |
Veteran
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Oh, this is gonna be good!
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I haven’t slept for ten days straight… because that would be way too long. |
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06-05-2018, 09:04 PM | #9 |
Mod Team
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I sometimes piss in my own pool when I've been drinking a lot and don't want to get out.
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06-05-2018, 09:09 PM | #10 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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The ducks in the bathroom are not mine
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06-05-2018, 09:10 PM | #11 |
Supporter
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I'm tall enough when I sit and fly normal class my knees automatically touch the seat in front of me. Which is fine, I'm cheap and don't upgrade because I'm given a certain space. But if you sit in front of me and lean your seat back to catch some Z's I guarantee you won't sleep a wink.
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06-05-2018, 09:10 PM | #12 |
I'll be back.
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i wipe my boogers on the left A/C vent in my car
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06-05-2018, 09:15 PM | #13 |
MVP
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06-05-2018, 09:16 PM | #14 |
Most Valuable Villain
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Whenever I take a shit in the bathroom at work.....I’ll pick my nose and flick the boogers against the wall.
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06-05-2018, 09:19 PM | #15 |
The man you could post like.
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I'll eat the whole bag of family sized Doritos.
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