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08-16-2017, 02:49 AM | #2 |
Woman should only make babies
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I love cats but if they don't know you chances are you are getting bit.
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08-16-2017, 02:52 AM | #3 |
Banned
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If it's any consolation, your story cracked me up.
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08-16-2017, 02:54 AM | #4 |
EvOlVeD
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08-16-2017, 02:56 AM | #5 |
EvOlVeD
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08-16-2017, 03:36 AM | #6 |
Fish are scared of me
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Just be glad Hog sperm is not involved in your daily routine.
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08-16-2017, 03:54 AM | #7 |
EvOlVeD
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08-16-2017, 04:08 AM | #8 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Well, you are a Chiefs fan.
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08-16-2017, 04:12 AM | #9 |
EvOlVeD
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08-16-2017, 04:45 AM | #10 |
In Search of a Life
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Call Joakim Soria. He will make you feel better
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08-16-2017, 07:09 AM | #11 |
Wasted away again...
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I guess I missed where in the timeline that this happened. While I'm not a cat person I don't really hate them either. But if a cat starts pissing on me, that ****er is getting drop-kicked.
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08-16-2017, 11:50 AM | #12 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Try peering into meth mouths all day.
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08-16-2017, 11:52 AM | #13 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Yes. Went to work at 10:45 last night and didn't get out till noon today another long ass night.
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08-16-2017, 11:54 AM | #14 |
Trippin' BAWLZ
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Hope you have a better day you aussie ****
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08-16-2017, 12:36 PM | #15 |
Needs more middle fingers
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I had a big long ass post detailing my shit day on Sunday, and then CP timed me out and my post was deleted. Totally makes sense. Only fitting.
Long story short (er), i moved Sunday on 4hrs of sleep within a 48hr period. Took me all ****ing day to move. I had 3 of my boys lined up to help me move, only one of them showed up. I put brand new tires on my Trans Am the previous weekend, went to my new home on moving day to find a flat ****ing tire on my Trans Am. My Wife was crying because she missed our old home. My son is crying because we can't find the stupid cat. It's approaching 12AM and i just finished wall-mounting our Bedroom T.V. Flip the T.V on and the T.V is ****ed. Apparently when i asked my wife to hold the T.V while I adjust the mount she decided she'd hold the screen up with her head.... So i'm exhausted after two weeks of cleaning, packing, moving and working 6-days a week, and then doing a big, heavy move on 4hrs of sleep. Wife is being a crybaby because she misses our old home, our T.V is busted and now can't watch Game of Thrones like we planned. Son is crying because the cat is missing. I've got a brand new tire that's now flat and my L.E.D T.V is ****ed. Worst. Move. Ever. I basically said, "**** this". Went out back to my new back yard, lit up a bowl of good ol' Mary Jane and chilled the **** out. Lo and behold, here comes the stupid cat from under the car. I give the cat to my boy who's ecstatic, i mount our our other flat screen and throw on some GoT. Ended the night on a high note.
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