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02-17-2017, 12:54 PM | #18 |
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Kill squirrels every chance you get. Kill them all.
22 cal pellet rifle works best.
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02-17-2017, 01:03 PM | #19 |
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The absolute worst. Those freaking things need to be removed from the planet.
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02-17-2017, 01:50 PM | #20 | |
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02-17-2017, 01:52 PM | #21 |
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Rats with bushy tails. When I lived in an apartment, I had a balcony that I would hang Christmas lights on. Every year the ****ers would eat through the lights. I finally got a trap, caught one, and left it in there to thrash around pissing and shitting itself for days. After that, the other assholes got the message.
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02-17-2017, 01:53 PM | #22 |
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Yeah I drop them when I see them because the little bastards eat a bunch of apples off my apple trees. One of my Dobermans hates them more than I do and always lets be know when one is running around in the trees. The dog literally a has different tone of bark when it spots a squirrel. I highly recommend these for the task, they make less noise than a pellet gun and drop them like a lead balloon.
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02-17-2017, 03:20 PM | #23 |
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We have a field lab. Back yard has zero squirrels or rabbits. Guess I will have to start parking in back yard.
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02-17-2017, 03:58 PM | #24 |
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02-17-2017, 04:25 PM | #25 |
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Maybe they go to somebodies house down the road that jerks them off and inseminates the females.
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02-17-2017, 04:31 PM | #26 |
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They must have really tiny hands......
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02-17-2017, 04:38 PM | #27 |
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I like squirrels. But they chewed the crap out of my plastic landscape lights at my old house.
New House-no squirrels. No trees. Too much construction. There are a few threads about them.
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02-17-2017, 05:24 PM | #28 |
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i have customers that feed those little bastards from their backyards.
then they cant understand why their lines to the house are constantly being chewed on........
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02-17-2017, 06:54 PM | #30 |
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Hating on squirrels always reminds me of the father of one of my (least favorite) ex-GFs. He lived in a house in the woods in Wisconsin, and was a bird lover. Had a couple of feeders, and the squirrels would always eat all the bird seed, which made him progressively angrier and crazier. He'd sit outside with a pellet gun on weekends and shoot squirrels all day long - sometimes he'd get 20 or 30 of them in a day. And of course, being in the woods in Wisconsin, for every squirrel he killed, five more would take it's place.
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