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07-11-2016, 08:11 PM | #316 |
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I remember being pissed as a kid because they took the NBA Finals off the air to show the coverage of the chase. Guess they put it on a split screen but I don't remember that.
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07-11-2016, 08:26 PM | #317 |
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The thing I remember most about the oj bronco Chase was I was was dating this hot little sophomore cheerleader in high school ( and I was going to be a senior in HS, Mr. Chris Hansen), and her parent s were supposed to be going out that particular night. We were fooling around in my car. (The girl and I, not her parents ) and she was a total noob. First time she had held a penis, which I'm guessing she was amazed at the size. Fooling around hot and heavy, and she says she wants to go home. I'm thinking ....damnit Carl. But then she says my parents are gone.
Kick ass! So I haul ass to her house in my 442. Screech to a hault, we get out, she's smiling and laughing and I'm thinking awww yeahs..getting, laid tonight. Open the front door, and like a movie, in my, head, the sound of a record being scratched, her parents are sitting in the living room watching the OJ Chase on TV. "Oh hi Dayze. Come on in. Say, have you heard about this OJ thing"? "No. I sure haven't sir" Massive set of blue balls, that I still haven't forgiven OJ for.
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07-11-2016, 10:32 PM | #318 |
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Why does every story on CP have to have a members large penis in the story?
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And she had small hands and didn't know any better.
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07-13-2016, 12:38 PM | #320 |
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07-13-2016, 01:18 PM | #321 |
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Your story remind me of the old wedding joke. A bride and groom undress on their wedding night. The groom pulls out his wang and asks: "What do you think?" She takes one look and says "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
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07-14-2016, 09:21 PM | #324 |
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I'm about to start this **** now.
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07-14-2016, 09:43 PM | #325 |
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07-14-2016, 09:58 PM | #326 |
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07-14-2016, 10:52 PM | #327 |
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Thanks guys!
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