official Punk Rock thread

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Wow, you are a lucky SOB.

About 5 years ago I was walkking down the street in West Memphis with a couple dime pieces (hot women for you white guys over 40), and we see all this commotion going on outside of what looked like the worlds oldes Payless shoe store. As we get closer we realize it's all a bunch of guys with their shirts off, really bad jailhouse tattoos, and even worse hygiene. The closer we get to the crowd of about 15-20 guys the smell of body odor, cheap beer,, and stale cigarettes is almost over powering. I ask one of the weirdos outside what's going on? He says Weekend Nachos is playing a show right there inside the shoe store. We peered inside and noticed about 10 more people inside (all guys of course as no woman in their right mind is gonna be caught dead inside there.) They were actually paying people to come in and see the band play. After talking to a few of the people outside we realized that they were all homeless people from the tent city about a block over from where we were. I asked the women if they wanted to go in and party. They said **** NO. I said screw you bitches, shit is popping off the chain in there. I decided to go into the store and party with the homeless guys instead of the threesome because "bros over ho's". What a magical night of testosterone, PBR, Old Crow whiskey mixed with Orange Gatorade, and 305 cigarettes. Made a lot of new friends that night, and WA s even allowed to stay inside some guys tent since the girls were my ride (although I think he fondled me a few times while I was pretending to be asleep).
Bro, you're gonna have a blast tonight!! You should take your daughter, I've heard she's a raging party animal!!