Life Girlie stuff for men. - Page 6

Holladay · 04:37 PM

A true MANLY MAN hunts, bbq (not cooking sous whatever), farts (proud of it), boats, fix cars, repairs doors, heck fix anything, has a 12" member, drinks beer (not Shirley Temples), races/ride bikes, has an air compressor, welds, et. al.

But a true renaissance man has some "girlie" (or not typical manly) skills: cook (with sous whatever), hang wallpaper, sewing, painting, knows a good china pattern, plays the piccolo, plays the piano, quilts.

What else does the renaissance man do that is not flaming gay stuff, that he can be proud to say that he has the ability to do?

Holladay · 03-03-2016, 07:35 PM

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I sewed a dog blanket for my greyhound.

So, I live in NE Ks. 10 acre lil farm place. Moved here in 11/92. Place needs dogs, no fences, no collars, dog heaven. Want, and still do, large dogs. Adopted a Greyhound off the track. Max was 5 yrs old at the time. My first, true dog as an adult. He was wonderful. He didn't know how to do steps. He couldn't lay out in the sun in the yard for 1 yr comfortably. I got him 2/93 and, in KS, it gets cold. I didn't have the space for him to be in doors all day.

So, with his fine, thin fur, and because I can sew (a bit) I free hand sewed him a blanket (too me a week and too much money). I used "Duck" cloth that tents were made of for the shell. The interior was made from window drape insulation with the reflective side facing his skin/fur. Measured and stitched well with clips. In the end, it didn't work very well, he walked around like a corn cob was up his butt and finally ended up burning it.

So bite me if I made a dog blanket.

Toby Waller · 03-03-2016, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GloucesterChief

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
— Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

In 1872 maybe,but not now....not pitch manure. .not take orders

Chief_For_Life58 · 03-03-2016, 08:06 PM

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KCSLC2008 · 03-03-2016, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

A man does whatever he wants to do and doesn't give a **** if you think it's manly or girlie. That's part of what makes him a man.

Just like a independent woman should do what she wants to do, even if what she wants is the traditional arrangement. I often hear feminists tell other women to do things the opposite of what the man wants when that decision is still man-dependent (as opposed to just choosing for herself).

Pepe Silvia · 03-03-2016, 10:41 PM

I have a Yorkshire Terrier.

Toby Waller · 03-03-2016, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KCSLC2008

Just like a independent woman should do what she wants to do, even if what she wants is the traditional arrangement. I often hear feminists tell other women to do things the opposite of what the man wants when that decision is still man-dependent (as opposed to just choosing for herself).

HonestChieffan · 03-04-2016, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Holladay

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He was from Butler, Missouri. The house he grew up in is still there.

ping2000 · 03-04-2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

I've got an avocado face cream.

Real men use guacamole.

**Nzoner** · 03-04-2016, 10:21 AM

When getting up in the middle of the night to piss I prefer to sit down so I don't make a mess.

**loochy** · 03-04-2016, 11:01 AM

In college I worked at a tanning salon, shaved my body hair, highlighted my hair, and trimmed my eyebrows. Is that manly?

FYI I was a sexy piece.

ToxSocks · 03-04-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I have a Yorkshire Terrier.

I have a white poodle-thing. It likes to cuddle. Sometimes we spoon.

**Iowanian** · 03-04-2016, 11:19 AM

You see me with a fingernail painted black or dark blue once in a while....But it's because I smashed it doing something manly.

ToxSocks · 03-04-2016, 11:28 AM

Every girlie thing i do is instantly offset by my manlyness. Last night I hung a 50" flat screen on our wall and my wife asked me to take my shirt off while i did it.

+20 Man points.

**loochy** · 03-04-2016, 11:32 AM

Every manly thing i do is instantly offset by my girlieness. Last night I hung a 50" flat screen on our wall and my wife asked me to put my shirt back on while i did it.

-20 Man points.

ToxSocks · 03-04-2016, 11:44 AM

Protein fart.

+5 Man points.

03-03-2016, 04:28 PM
Holladay Veteran Join Date: Sep 2000 Casino cash: $2389480	Girlie stuff for men. A true MANLY MAN hunts, bbq (not cooking sous whatever), farts (proud of it), boats, fix cars, repairs doors, heck fix anything, has a 12" member, drinks beer (not Shirley Temples), races/ride bikes, has an air compressor, welds, et. al. But a true renaissance man has some "girlie" (or not typical manly) skills: cook (with sous whatever), hang wallpaper, sewing, painting, knows a good china pattern, plays the piccolo, plays the piano, quilts. What else does the renaissance man do that is not flaming gay stuff, that he can be proud to say that he has the ability to do? Last edited by Holladay; 03-03-2016 at 04:37 PM..
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03-04-2016, 11:32 AM	#89
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $1850752	Every manly thing i do is instantly offset by my girlieness. Last night I hung a 50" flat screen on our wall and my wife asked me to put my shirt back on while i did it. -20 Man points. __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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03-04-2016, 11:44 AM	#90
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