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09-04-2014, 04:07 PM | #76 |
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Getting Girls is easy.
Just duct tape your scrote to the back of your knees, jump from a building and land at their feet and throw a thong at them that says "wear Friday" I call this new patented move "the panty dropper" |
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09-04-2014, 04:33 PM | #77 |
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09-04-2014, 05:02 PM | #78 |
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09-04-2014, 05:16 PM | #79 |
Hung off the Night Train
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That's what I did. Deleted her number and haven't talked to her since. I enjoyed her company and though she was stunning.. But I digress, there are more pretty ladies out there.
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09-05-2014, 08:07 AM | #80 | |
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Saw this on my Facebook feed, and it's a pretty solid read:
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09-05-2014, 12:27 PM | #81 |
Consuming CP souls
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Life isn't that easy lol
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09-05-2014, 02:29 PM | #82 |
Hung off the Night Train
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I ordered that gal a little surprise off the internet.. Nothing much, but one afternoon she was bitching about having a bad day, so I thought it might cheer her up.
Looks like I got my moms birthday shopping out of the way a month early. Lol |
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09-05-2014, 02:36 PM | #83 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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Her lingerie collection was getting a little boring anyway - thanks!
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09-05-2014, 02:37 PM | #84 |
"You like to drink?"
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... gaining burst...
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09-05-2014, 02:39 PM | #85 |
Hung off the Night Train
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09-05-2014, 02:39 PM | #86 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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09-05-2014, 02:40 PM | #87 |
Life is changing..
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I need to get laid. It's been like 4 days.
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09-05-2014, 02:41 PM | #88 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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While I'm in the thread, may as well update: I'm going to a night market tomorrow with a cute Indian chick who's a food/travel journalist and does MMA. It ought to be an interesting night.
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09-05-2014, 02:43 PM | #89 |
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09-05-2014, 02:43 PM | #90 |
"You like to drink?"
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