RIP Joan Rivers

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BREAKING NEWS: Joan Rivers has died at age 81, her daughter announces pic.twitter.com/xyyyzocSjI

— NBC Nightly News (@NBCNightlyNews) September 4, 2014

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Well, if we're being honest jabroni, I wasn't joking in any way. I'm glad she's dead. She wasn't funny. She was annoying. It's a pity there isn't a hell for her to go to. You should dig her up, **** her dead body, and finish in her rotting eye socket.

One sad limp dick cliche after another....

Its funny you say these things about her because thats how most people in your life probably feel about you. You are just a little zero, a nothing ...lashing out with your small penis trying to be a big shot......As annoying and unfunny as Joan Rivers is, you will never live to be even 10% of what she accomplished. It must burn you up....

Keep raging though...Tell us more of your hatred. Tell us why you hate her so and how inadequate she makes you feel. Go on..it is extremely interesting and an insight into the 'mind' of an insecure , assbergers tard....letting the audience see what years of failed school counseling and ritalin/ adderal will do to a low IQ child.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Well, if we're being honest jabroni, I wasn't joking in any way. I'm glad she's dead. She wasn't funny. She was annoying. It's a pity there isn't a hell for her to go to. You should dig her up, **** her dead body, and finish in her rotting eye socket.

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[tooge]

when I was a kid, I always got Joan Rivers confused with that little sheep puppet lady (Shari Lewis I think).

[listopencil]

And, to the point of making jokes about her death:


(CNN) -- Who needs Fourth of July fireworks when you have Joan Rivers around?

The comedian known for her lack of self-censoring recently officiated a same-sex wedding and was asked by a photographer if she believed the United States would ever see the first gay or female president. Her response was typical Rivers.

"We already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down," she said. "You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans."

When asked to further explain Rivers said, "A transgender. We all know it."

A representative for Rivers released the following statement to CNN from the comic about her remarks to the photographer:

"I think it's a compliment. She's so attractive, tall, with a beautiful body, great face, does great makeup. Take a look and go back to La Cage Au Follies (sic). The most gorgeous women are transgender. Stop it already ... and if you want to talk about 'politically correct,' I think this is a 'politically incorrect' attack on me because I'm old, Jewish, a woman and a 'hetty' -- a heteosexual ... and I plan to sue the reporter who, when he turned off his camera, tried to touch me inappropriately on the a** - luckily he hit my ankle. Read the book ... if you think that's silly, wait to (sic) you see what I say about FDR and Eleanor!"

Rivers is no stranger to controversy. In March 2013 she refused to apologize for a joke she made about the dress "Project Runway" host Heidi Klum wore to the Academy Awards.

"The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens," Rivers said while appearing on the E! channel's "Fashion Police" show.

The Anti-Defamation League slammed Rivers, calling the remark "vulgar and hideous," but she said it was her way of getting people to talk.

"It's a joke, No. 1. No. 2 it is about the Holocaust," she told HLN's "Showbiz Tonight. "This is the way I remind people about the Holocaust. I do it through humor."

Of course, this latest dust-up coincides with Rivers' book, "Diary of a Mad Diva," which was released on July 1. Rivers' representative told CNN, "These are all funny jokes. The book is hysterical. The prologue says if anyone takes anything in the book seriously (he or she) is an idiot. And (Rivers) says if anyone has a problem with that, they can feel free to call her lawyer Clarence Darrow."

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/04/showbi...y-transgender/

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

One sad limp dick cliche after another....

Its funny you say these things about her because thats how most people in your life probably feel about you. You are just a little zero, a nothing ...lashing out with your small penis trying to be a big shot......As annoying and unfunny as Joan Rivers is, you will never live to be even 10% of what she accomplished. It must burn you up....

Keep raging though...Tell us more of your hatred. Tell us why you hate her so and how inadequate she makes you feel. Go on..it is extremely interesting and an insight into the 'mind' of an insecure , assbergers tard....letting the audience see what years of failed school counseling and ritalin/ adderal will do to a low IQ child.

Why does my cock size interest you? Are you lusting for skin flute? Is that why you love Joan Rivers so much? She championed for homosexuals. This pleases you. It gets your jollies off doesn't it? If one condones you butt****ing another man, of course you're going to stand up for them right? It's admirable, and I bet Joan would be proud if she was alive. Unfortunately, she isn't alive. She's most likely naked on a table right now being analyzed by a doctor. Following this, the mannequin will be stuffed in a bag and sent to a funeral home.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by listopencil

And, to the point of making jokes about her death:


(CNN) -- Who needs Fourth of July fireworks when you have Joan Rivers around?

The comedian known for her lack of self-censoring recently officiated a same-sex wedding and was asked by a photographer if she believed the United States would ever see the first gay or female president. Her response was typical Rivers.

"We already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down," she said. "You know Michelle (Obama) is a trans."

When asked to further explain Rivers said, "A transgender. We all know it."

A representative for Rivers released the following statement to CNN from the comic about her remarks to the photographer:

"I think it's a compliment. She's so attractive, tall, with a beautiful body, great face, does great makeup. Take a look and go back to La Cage Au Follies (sic). The most gorgeous women are transgender. Stop it already ... and if you want to talk about 'politically correct,' I think this is a 'politically incorrect' attack on me because I'm old, Jewish, a woman and a 'hetty' -- a heteosexual ... and I plan to sue the reporter who, when he turned off his camera, tried to touch me inappropriately on the a** - luckily he hit my ankle. Read the book ... if you think that's silly, wait to (sic) you see what I say about FDR and Eleanor!"

Rivers is no stranger to controversy. In March 2013 she refused to apologize for a joke she made about the dress "Project Runway" host Heidi Klum wore to the Academy Awards.

"The last time a German looked this hot was when they were pushing Jews into the ovens," Rivers said while appearing on the E! channel's "Fashion Police" show.

The Anti-Defamation League slammed Rivers, calling the remark "vulgar and hideous," but she said it was her way of getting people to talk.

"It's a joke, No. 1. No. 2 it is about the Holocaust," she told HLN's "Showbiz Tonight. "This is the way I remind people about the Holocaust. I do it through humor."

Of course, this latest dust-up coincides with Rivers' book, "Diary of a Mad Diva," which was released on July 1. Rivers' representative told CNN, "These are all funny jokes. The book is hysterical. The prologue says if anyone takes anything in the book seriously (he or she) is an idiot. And (Rivers) says if anyone has a problem with that, they can feel free to call her lawyer Clarence Darrow."

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/04/showbi...y-transgender/

dude, that's funny

bufkin, you are wrong

[ptlyon]

That comment about the Obamas was hilarious but unfortunately led to her quick demise

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Why does my cock size interest you?

I just find it interesting you put "super tall dick" right on your avatar description.

From what I know , generally people who put 'super tall dick' or 'huge cock' or '14 year old hot female' or 'sexygirl' etc... are usually basement bound dudes who probably can't even see their own dicks...

ANyhow a better question might be 'why do I feel the need to tell everyone I have a tall dick'

You might get more insight into your sad life that way.

[Mr. Laz]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

That stupid ass rule can go 6 feet under alongside the bitch with the surgical face.

ok, Blumpkin

[RobBlake]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

I just find it interesting you put "super tall dick" right on your avatar description.

From what I know , generally people who put 'super tall dick' or 'huge cock' or '14 year old hot female' or 'sexygirl' etc... are usually basement bound dudes who probably can't even see their own dicks...

ANyhow a better question might be 'why do I feel the need to tell everyone I have a tall dick'

You might get more insight into your sad life that way.

Bro, don't even bother... he likes to troll.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

I just find it interesting you put "super tall dick" right on your avatar description.

From what I know , generally people who put 'super tall dick' or 'huge cock' or '14 year old hot female' or 'sexygirl' etc... are usually basement bound dudes who probably can't even see their own dicks...

ANyhow a better question might be 'why do I feel the need to tell everyone I have a tall dick'

You might get more insight into your sad life that way.

Because I do have a super tall dick. I'm 5'11 standing up, and 6'8 on my back.

Am I a basement bound dude? It depends on if it's storming. Can I see my own dick? Yeah. Do you want to see it? PM me your email.

Oh yeah, and **** Joan Rivers. Rest in plastic.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by RobBlake

Bro, don't even bother... he likes to troll.

Shut up Rob.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz

ok, Blumpkin

Nice zinger Trish Stratus. Joan would be proud.

[alpha_omega]

RIP

[ptlyon]

I'd screw Joan Rivers. I'd hate **** Pelosi.