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Old 01-23-2014, 09:52 PM  
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I am having a really, really shitty week. It has left me pretty shaken personally, and I'm not sure what my immediate or long-term future holds.

Because I've had such a bad pair of days (and the last eight months in general have really ****ed me up the ass), I need you guys to cheer me up.

Ask me anything. I promise you I will answer. (Unless I decide not to -- but I will really, really try not to do that.)

Everything's in bounds, with one exception: please don't ask me anything about why I've had a rough go of it, recently. Though I've already posted about one of the things that's happened, minor as it may be in the grand scheme of things.

I just need to be distracted with the alternatingly pleasant, weird, ball-busting, shit-shooting essense of ChiefsPlanet.

I started one of these threads a few years ago when things were pretty dark back then, and CP lifted my spirits. I once again am facing some pretty dark times. So let's make this one less direct and as assinine as we usually are.
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Old 01-24-2014, 01:50 AM   #136
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Old 01-24-2014, 04:27 AM   #137
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Since you have been ****ed in ass for the last eight months, does this qualify you as being gay?
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:15 AM   #138
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**** me. I probably would.

The question should be what the smallest amount you'd do it for.

I'd probably do it for $100,000.00, I think. My turds are pretty clean, you know, turd-wise.
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Old 01-24-2014, 09:17 AM   #139
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does it mean you're gay if you don't 'like' it?
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Old 01-24-2014, 10:46 AM   #140
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I don't know... I know it's not Miami, but there's some pretty fine tail here.
I went on spring break in Florida back in college (don't remember if it was Daytona or Florida) and met a chick from Springfield, MO at a club. We were talking for a while, and I wound up suddenly vomiting all over myself while standing next to her at the bar. I went into the restroom, washed my shirt in the sink, dried it off under the hand dryer, and went back to the bar. When I got back, she asked me where I'd been. I was thinking "WTF...did you really not notice me go exorcist all over myself?". Evidently, she didn't even see it happen.

I wound up banging her in her shitty motel room on the ground floor. Her roommate was in the next bed getting railed by some huge black dude. I just remember that, at one point, he got out of bed for some reason, and he was walking around naked with a boner while wearing a condom. This image helped neither my performance or my self esteem.

Anyway, probably two or three years later, I was visiting a friend in Springfield and happened to find her number on a tiny scrap of paper while looking for something in my wallet. For some reason, I decided it was fate and called her up. She remembered me, and we met up at some bar in town. (I don't remember the name of the place, but it was huge and a pretty nice place back in 2002ish). I did wind up,banging her again that night, but she wasn't nearly as attractive as I had remembered...nice tight body, though.
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Old 01-24-2014, 12:40 PM   #141
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:34 PM   #142
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Me too, Big Smoke. Last night was a shitty night to hit the sack early. I love these types of threads.
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:36 PM   #143
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If you could draft 11 players to form a football team, and all of the players had to play both ways plus special teams, who would you draft?
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Like 11 NFL players??

Jesus. No ****ing clue.

First thing you'd need is a crazy good athlete at QB, who you'd put in the secondary to play safety so you can disguise him and protect him, but he can make plays if he has to.

Colin Kaepernick (QB/S)

Then you need to protect him. I'm going to go with two smaller left tackles who can try to get some push, and two 3-4 DEs you'll just have to play at guard but can rush the passer really well.

Matt Kalil (LT/DT)
Joe Staley (RT/DT)
Justin Smith (RG/DE)
JJ Watt (LG/DE)

You need a fifth lineman, so you'd preferably get a bigger linebacker here who can hike the ball.

Patrick Willis (C/ILB)

Now you need a RB who can play LB, and a LB who can play TE/FB.

Adrian Peterson (RB/OLB)
Von Miller (TE/OLB)

Now you need three receivers/secondary guys.

Patrick Peterson (WR/CB) obv
Julian Edelman (WR/CB
Calvin Johnson (WR/S)

That took me a shit ton of thought...
It started out as an Ask Direckshun thread but everyone was chiming in. I'd be interested to see what your answer would be to Saul's question. I posted D'reck's response as well.

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Old 01-24-2014, 02:37 PM   #144
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Why is it called "taking a dump"

Shouldnt it be called "giving a dump"
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:38 PM   #145
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Why is it called "taking a dump"

Shouldnt it be called "giving a dump"
More like "leaving a dump".
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:41 PM   #146
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More like "leaving a dump".
one of the great Beavis & Butt-head moments when Beavis was impersonating Andy Rooney with this very poop discussion
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Old 01-24-2014, 02:57 PM   #148
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It started out as an Ask Direckshun thread but everyone was chiming in. I'd be interested to see what your answer would be to Saul's question. I posted D'reck's response as well.
It probably deserves its own thread. It's a fun thought exercise.
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It probably deserves its own thread. It's a fun thought exercise.
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