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Maybe a black russian.
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Until it's not. And you have problems. Or hit a "lull" and a weekend of fun in Vegas reminds you both why you got together to begin with. Or you've been hitting it for 12 years and unless you're one part Isaac Asimov and one part Anthony Bourdain it's a strange road to new...
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He would never ever ever ever ever. ever. say that out loud. Nor is it true. And as benetton ad as my ideology is, I've never dated a sand person.
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03-06-2014, 05:12 PM | #81 | |
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Aww I've made hundreds.
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I laughed and then hated myself for it.
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03-06-2014, 05:38 PM | #84 |
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Come to think of it, even when my wife is in "this is just for you, I don't need to" mode (usually right before I leave to go out of town), I still can't do it. Thankfully, I know the precise position and technique to please her even when she claims she doesn't want to. Oddly, I usually makes her mad after for some reason.
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Are you sure we weren't separated at birth?
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My bad...sorry...i'm....on me...completely...
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