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Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption
But you probably knew that already....
http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall. The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes. Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week. Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption. No illnesses have been reported. Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets. |
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02-21-2014, 01:27 PM | #31 |
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Hot pockets has always been unfit for human consumption. Never had one, never will.
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02-21-2014, 03:15 PM | #32 |
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I think I'd still take my chances with the Hot Pocket versus the African resort restaurant they discovered was serving human burgers. Even worse, people were praising the food to the point that patrons were lining up stretching down the block waiting to dine there.
(no, they (the patrons) didn't know if was human meat, but it only got shutdown after an anonymous tip, and 11 people working at or affiliated with the burger place we're taken into custody. Police found at least 2 human heads, shotguns, and very very big bush knives.)
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02-21-2014, 03:43 PM | #33 |
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I've never been a fan of hot pockets.
Not a fan of microwavable meals either except those chicken/broccoli marinara cafe steamer bowls, they're like $1 at HyVee on special. I tried easy mac because I was lazy and like kraft mac n cheese til the day I die. It was aboslutely terrible and I had to throw it and the entire pkg away, and the pasta had this nasty smell to it after boiling it in the plastic bowl it came in. Hope I don't die of some kind of poisoning. But Hot Pockets are nasty, my old roomate loves them. I can't stand to even look at them.
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02-21-2014, 03:48 PM | #34 | |
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02-21-2014, 03:49 PM | #35 |
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Hot Pocket
The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin") That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket. |
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02-21-2014, 04:38 PM | #36 |
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Those dollar Totinos aren't bad at all
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02-21-2014, 04:41 PM | #37 |
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Look up Alabama Hot Pocket. It's worse.
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02-21-2014, 04:42 PM | #38 |
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Last time I ate a hot pocket it gave me a clean breaker
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02-21-2014, 06:09 PM | #39 |
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02-21-2014, 07:55 PM | #40 |
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So I just finished a Ham and Cheese Hot pocket, and can confirm.
No, they are not fit for human consumption. God, it was horrible. |
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02-21-2014, 08:42 PM | #42 |
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How deadly can the miniscule amount of meat that is actually in them be after its been nuked for 2+ minutes really be... ?
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02-21-2014, 09:08 PM | #43 |
I like Pie!
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02-21-2014, 10:13 PM | #44 |
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Those things sell like hot cakes man. It's crazy how many of these things sell.
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