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Old 01-23-2014, 09:52 PM  
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I am having a really, really shitty week. It has left me pretty shaken personally, and I'm not sure what my immediate or long-term future holds.

Because I've had such a bad pair of days (and the last eight months in general have really ****ed me up the ass), I need you guys to cheer me up.

Ask me anything. I promise you I will answer. (Unless I decide not to -- but I will really, really try not to do that.)

Everything's in bounds, with one exception: please don't ask me anything about why I've had a rough go of it, recently. Though I've already posted about one of the things that's happened, minor as it may be in the grand scheme of things.

I just need to be distracted with the alternatingly pleasant, weird, ball-busting, shit-shooting essense of ChiefsPlanet.

I started one of these threads a few years ago when things were pretty dark back then, and CP lifted my spirits. I once again am facing some pretty dark times. So let's make this one less direct and as assinine as we usually are.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:09 PM   #16
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c) Integrate yourself into cannibal rat society
d) Other (please specify).
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:10 PM   #17
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:14 PM   #18
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:17 PM   #19
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Having to choose only one, would you say you were more musically 'moved' by Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Better than Ezra or the Smashing Pumpkins? Also - would you lick a chick's ass?

Thanks.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:19 PM   #20
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:21 PM   #21
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Having to choose only one, would you say you were more musically 'moved' by Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Better than Ezra or the Smashing Pumpkins? Also - would you lick a chick's ass?

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Old 01-23-2014, 10:21 PM   #22
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GoChiefs, Mr. Kotter, Simply Red and Hootie are locked in a steel room. No windows. Room is 25 x 25 feet. They are stripped of all of their clothes and belongings. The only objects in the entire room are a 3 foot long lead pipe, a butter knife, and a pair of standard size fingernail clippers. The door will not be unlocked until three of the four people are dead. Who wins?
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:23 PM   #23
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GoChiefs, Mr. Kotter, Simply Red and Hootie are locked in a steel room. No windows. Room is 25 x 25 feet. They are stripped of all of their clothes and belongings. The only objects in the entire room are a 3 foot long lead pipe, a butter knife, and a pair of standard size fingernail clippers. The door will not be unlocked until three of the four people are dead. Who wins?
SR, and he barely breaks a sweat. GoChiefs dies a happy death.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:23 PM   #24
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If you could draft 11 players to form a football team, and all of the players had to play both ways plus special teams, who would you draft?
Like 11 NFL players??

Jesus. No ****ing clue.

First thing you'd need is a crazy good athlete at QB, who you'd put in the secondary to play safety so you can disguise him and protect him, but he can make plays if he has to.

Colin Kaepernick (QB/S)

Then you need to protect him. I'm going to go with two smaller left tackles who can try to get some push, and two 3-4 DEs you'll just have to play at guard but can rush the passer really well.

Matt Kalil (LT/DT)
Joe Staley (RT/DT)
Justin Smith (RG/DE)
JJ Watt (LG/DE)

You need a fifth lineman, so you'd preferably get a bigger linebacker here who can hike the ball.

Patrick Willis (C/ILB)

Now you need a RB who can play LB, and a LB who can play TE/FB.

Adrian Peterson (RB/OLB)
Von Miller (TE/OLB)

Now you need three receivers/secondary guys.

Patrick Peterson (WR/CB) obv
Julian Edelman (WR/CB
Calvin Johnson (WR/S)

That took me a shit ton of thought...
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:25 PM   #27
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KCCutie, or whatever-her-tits was.
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:25 PM   #28
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GoChiefs, Mr. Kotter, Simply Red and Hootie are locked in a steel room. No windows. Room is 25 x 25 feet. They are stripped of all of their clothes and belongings. The only objects in the entire room are a 3 foot long lead pipe, a butter knife, and a pair of standard size fingernail clippers. The door will not be unlocked until three of the four people are dead. Who wins?
Hootie has a bag of hidden roofies in his anal cavity. He farts them out and forces others to take them. He then proceeds to **** them. None of the other items are used.

No one wins....
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:25 PM   #29
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Like 11 NFL players??

Jesus. No ****ing clue.

First thing you'd need is a crazy good athlete at QB, who you'd put in the secondary to play safety so you can disguise him and protect him, but he can make plays if he has to.

Colin Kaepernick (QB/S)

Then you need to protect him. I'm going to go with two smaller left tackles who can try to get some push, and two 3-4 DEs you'll just have to play at guard but can rush the passer really well.

Matt Kalil (LT/DT)
Joe Staley (RT/DT)
Justin Smith (RG/DE)
JJ Watt (LG/DE)

You need a fifth lineman, so you'd preferably get a bigger linebacker here who can hike the ball.

Patrick Willis (C/ILB)

Now you need a RB who can play LB, and a LB who can play TE/FB.

Adrian Peterson (RB/OLB)
Von Miller (TE/OLB)

Now you need three receivers/secondary guys.

Patrick Peterson (WR/CB) obv
Julian Edelman (WR/CB
Calvin Johnson (WR/S)

That took me a shit ton of thought...
Wrong.

You would start with Cam Newton, and you would use Richard Sherman as a WR/CB.

Not bad, though. Also...glad you're not dead.
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