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03-04-2016, 11:52 AM | #91 | |
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I sit to pee now. Why stand with bad knees when I can sit and relax and read a book? |
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03-04-2016, 01:10 PM | #92 |
Fight, build, win!
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I would shit standing if I could because with my bad knees getting up after sitting awhile is the worst. But I get what he is saying you dont wake the devil by turning on the light to make sure you hit the hole. Sitting down assures not getting the seat wet and catching hell also. Its damn if you do damned if ya dont.
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03-04-2016, 02:29 PM | #93 |
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Body shavers?
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03-04-2016, 02:33 PM | #94 |
Needs more middle fingers
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I shave my torso and keep my manhood nice and tidy. Certain areas are off limits. Shaving your ass, legs, pits and arms is crossing the line.
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03-04-2016, 02:37 PM | #95 |
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Keep my manhood nice and tidy, Keep my manhood nice and tidy,
Keep my manhood nice and tidy, keep my manhood nice and tidy, Keep my manhood nice and tidy,Keep my manhood nice and tidy, |
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03-04-2016, 02:38 PM | #96 |
"Think BOOM!"
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I shave my legs during riding season. And I make a mean quiche.
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03-04-2016, 03:08 PM | #97 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I hit all upper body and my crotchal region with the clippers and no guard.
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