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10-09-2014, 09:28 AM | #91 | |
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10-09-2014, 09:31 AM | #92 |
I'm your huckleberry
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1) My girlfriend says lets watch a movie, I say oh lets watch captain America winter soldier, she says oh but I really want to watch Chef. I end up saying fine lets watch Chef even though I have zero interest in seeing it. She proceeds to scan through facebook on her phone for the entire ****ing thing. She even says it was a great movie at the end even though she only glanced at the TV twice for 5 seconds.
2) Why is my girlfriend so ****ing obsessed with facebook!? she spends AT LEAST 50% of her day staring at it on her phone. It drives me ****ing mad. She shows me every cool picture and funny video she finds and I say I don't care not a one bit about those people and whatever they are doing. Other wise she is awesome. |
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10-09-2014, 09:48 AM | #93 |
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I get off my first flight this morning, have a voicemail saying that I have an overdue electricity bill and they're going to disconnect me if I don't pay today. Not wanting the power to get shut off for my wife and kids, I rush to pay it online. Right before my second plane boards, I decide to check my payment history to see how I missed this bill, and... I didn't. I paid it last month. I will have an enjoyable conversation with them this afternoon.
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10-09-2014, 09:51 AM | #94 | |
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10-09-2014, 09:55 AM | #95 |
Yum! Buc Marshmellows!
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#1 My old dog's fecal/urinary incontinence
#2 Can't find fabric wide enough to make a simple tunic top for an Osceola costume |
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10-09-2014, 09:58 AM | #96 |
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1 - That because of pointless conference calls and meetings I can't get any kind of work flow going at work.
2 - My apartment complex's idiot maintenance crew. |
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10-09-2014, 10:09 AM | #97 | |
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10-09-2014, 10:10 AM | #98 |
Yum! Buc Marshmellows!
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Telemarketers getting my cell phone number. WTF? That has to be AT&T giving it out 'cause I only use it for work and close personal contacts.
Telemarketers all day long on the land line. |
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10-09-2014, 10:13 AM | #99 |
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I hate the "you never talk to me" or "you're always playing on your phone" but she's the one who's always on her phone when we're doing something.
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10-09-2014, 10:13 AM | #100 |
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1 - My company is changing from an OAP insurance to a HSA (Health Savings Account) insurance and I have $223 taken out each month and the company won't match 50%. Choice is waive it or deal. Assholes!
2 - I want to go fishing and say **** this shit and I can't!! |
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10-09-2014, 10:14 AM | #101 |
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10-09-2014, 10:16 AM | #102 |
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10-09-2014, 10:17 AM | #103 |
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It really burns when I pee. Anyone know why that could be?
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10-09-2014, 10:19 AM | #104 |
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10-09-2014, 10:20 AM | #105 |
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