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03-14-2019, 10:16 PM | #46 |
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03-14-2019, 10:18 PM | #47 |
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Tell him he's trash.
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03-14-2019, 10:18 PM | #48 |
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03-14-2019, 10:39 PM | #49 |
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03-14-2019, 10:50 PM | #50 |
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Y'know, another option is to take a Pygmalion approach.
Sit him down and tell him that he's an idiot and he's destroying his own chance at success, but under your careful tutelage you can remake him into a successful human being. He'll scoff at you and laugh, but thereafter, every single time he does something inappropriate, you can take a lecturing tone to tell him what he's doing wrong and how he should have behaved, and you can justly claim that you're doing it for his own good. In the end, you will either create a functional coworker who owes you a great debt of gratitude, or you'll frustrate him enough that he'll quit.
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03-14-2019, 10:54 PM | #51 |
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Hide gay porn throughout his desk/office.
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03-14-2019, 10:55 PM | #52 |
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Hire a hitman.
Just dont hire Mother****er Jones.
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03-15-2019, 05:38 AM | #53 |
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03-15-2019, 05:39 AM | #54 |
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or.....shoot hit 6 times in front of his house and run him over with a pickup truck at night.
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03-15-2019, 05:47 AM | #55 |
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The best part about being a remote employee, besides having my own personal bathroom and never having to smell burnt popcorn in a breakroom ever again, is not having to overhear annoying coworker conversations. Especially "mom talk". "So your last 2 kids have deep special needs that are taxing your marriage, yes trying for a 3rd sounds like a wonderful idea, Tammy".
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03-15-2019, 05:51 AM | #57 |
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Have Clay hack his Facebook and put edited nude photos of him and the boss and get him fired.
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03-15-2019, 05:52 AM | #58 |
Why so serious?
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But did he like Alex Smith?
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03-15-2019, 06:13 AM | #59 |
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Sweep the leg
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