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04-30-2018, 04:59 PM | #31 |
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Surprise her by showing up at her doorstep wearing nothing but a thong while holding a 6 pack of wine coolers and a family pack of condoms
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04-30-2018, 05:00 PM | #32 |
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Maybe just take solace you're not rolling a 2003 Taurus wagon...unless that's something you left out of course. Chiefs fan and all.
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04-30-2018, 05:00 PM | #33 |
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Thread. Worthless. W/O pics.
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04-30-2018, 05:02 PM | #34 |
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04-30-2018, 05:03 PM | #35 |
Go Beavers!
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04-30-2018, 05:03 PM | #36 |
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04-30-2018, 05:03 PM | #37 |
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For everything else, best I can say is go to express and have an chick employee help you chose 3-4 jeans (about 60.00 each and make sure they fit well). Then match 3-4 long sleeve dress shirts, make sure you buy at least one long sleeve that stands out like Red (about 55.00 per dress shirt). Next select 2 belts with nice buckles ask the employee to help you with it (20.00 per belt).Then buy 2 dress shoes black and brown (about 70-90 each). Ask her for help picking out 4-5 t-shirts buy them at any other store you want, just make sure there stylish.
Next is accessories. No its Not gay to add stylish accessories to your wardrobe. Purchase one of those leather fossil watches black or brown (75.00 each). Add a few clean bracelets (15-40.00). Purchase 2-3 necklaces with unique pendants (doesn't have to gold/silver, 20-50.00 each Don't know if you have hair or not but go to a salon and have a female advice you on what haircut style will fit you best. Then go to your local gym and sign up. Work out 3-5 times a week if possible. The last thing you gotta buy is that family packj of trojan condoms from costco cause you're going to be banging chicks left and right. |
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04-30-2018, 05:04 PM | #38 |
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04-30-2018, 05:04 PM | #39 |
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04-30-2018, 05:05 PM | #40 |
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04-30-2018, 05:06 PM | #41 |
What's up braj?
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This has to be a joke thread. Right?
Rain Man, tell me this is a joke thread. |
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04-30-2018, 05:07 PM | #42 |
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04-30-2018, 05:07 PM | #43 |
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Personally I find the offensive part to be a grown man using snapchat
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04-30-2018, 05:07 PM | #44 |
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Pics, you bastard.
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04-30-2018, 05:08 PM | #45 |
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This is used dog shit w/o pic.
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