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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit? | |||
Explosive, foaming diarrhea | 25 | 25.77% | |
Tarry earthworm craps | 7 | 7.22% | |
Creamy peanut butter poops | 20 | 20.62% | |
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits | 20 | 20.62% | |
Premature breakers | 7 | 7.22% | |
Incomplete evacuation | 14 | 14.43% | |
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. | 4 | 4.12% | |
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03-19-2014, 11:11 PM | #31 |
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You left dream shits off the poll. Not cool dude, not cool.
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03-19-2014, 11:13 PM | #32 |
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I picked bowling ball shits. Some times those actually scare me. I feel real, honest fear that I may injure myself.
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03-19-2014, 11:18 PM | #33 |
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The ones that burn your ass crack a b-hole like sulfuric acid
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03-19-2014, 11:19 PM | #34 |
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I'm usually far removed from this ugly reality... after the first or second cup of coffee its TIME, and is usually handle in 2-3 minutes tops and thats it for my day... over early, forget you're a filthy animal the rest of the day, its pretty cool..
But occasionally, if I've been drinking or gorging myself on foods and otherwise getting myself out of rhythm... forget it, I find myself trying to be Korean on an American toilet. Whatever it take to wrap this crap UP. |
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03-19-2014, 11:26 PM | #35 | |
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03-19-2014, 11:26 PM | #36 |
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Coital.....
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03-19-2014, 11:31 PM | #37 |
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03-19-2014, 11:37 PM | #38 |
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tubgirl mode is the worst.
or best, depending on your perspective. |
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03-19-2014, 11:48 PM | #39 |
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Incomplete evacuations are the worst for me. Your ass is dirty and you don't even get that feeling of satisfaction. It's the cruelest shit of all.
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03-19-2014, 11:53 PM | #40 |
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My stepdad always smelled like poop and now I have a complex of smelling like poo. Thank god I've had women in my life to assure me I don't smell like kaw kaw.
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03-19-2014, 11:56 PM | #41 |
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When you were kids did your mom ever lay naked on a couch with a red can of aqua-net on her woo woo? She said she would do it because her lips were swollen from the hives,
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03-20-2014, 12:02 AM | #42 | ||
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03-20-2014, 12:07 AM | #43 |
You gotta kill a few people
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
While we're on the subject, I had a small bout of what I'm guessing was diarrhea a couple months ago.
I'd get this legitimate heat wave feeling in my intestines followed immediately by an intense urge to shit what usually ended up being a liquid-y almond butter looking concoction. Luckily I only dealt with that for a couple days but that fiery feeling in the gut was unmistakeable. That's the nearest I've gotten to a burning sensation going number 2 though. My stomach must be a ****ing battle tested warrior because my pooping habits or what have you don't change much at all depending on what I eat. |
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03-20-2014, 12:24 AM | #44 |
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03-20-2014, 01:43 AM | #45 |
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breakers. hate those bastards. nothing like wiping your ass for hours on end afterwards.
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