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So much weirdness in this story, I'm surprised it was in Oklahoma and not Florida! Alcohol, knives, porno mags, trailer park.... yeah buddy...
ADA, Ok. — A man from Oklahoma was arrested Sunday after police found him with a knife in each hand and several pornographic magazines taped to him stomach to protect him, according to The Ada News. Donald Gene Gaither, 49, told police he was in "survival mode" after he allegedly tried to start a fight with a neighbor. Police said Gaither was angry because he thought he was being kicked out his trailer park. The neighbor called police when Gaither began waving knives and telling him "to come out and get some." Gaither was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of an offensive weapon. Police said Gaither was "slightly intoxicated" when deputies found him with the knives in each hand and pornographic magazines taped to him stomach, according to KXII. Gaither told deputies he'd been in prison, and magazines were a way to protect yourself in a fight. http://www.kmbc.com/article/oklahoma...o-him/13448744 |
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11-08-2017, 05:45 PM | #16 |
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People still buy porn magazines? I thought everyone got their porn online.
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11-08-2017, 05:52 PM | #17 |
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Old people who live in trailers with no internet do.
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11-08-2017, 05:55 PM | #18 |
Ain't no relax!
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Flawless defense right there...
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11-08-2017, 06:22 PM | #19 |
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Do the magazines have to be pornographic or will any type of magazine protect you? The article isn't clear, and all I have is back issues of Smithsonian.
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11-08-2017, 06:28 PM | #20 |
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You're likely vulnerable. Certain early issues of National Geographic may offer limited protection.
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11-08-2017, 06:31 PM | #21 |
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I bet the type of magazine will give you a clue about who you're fighting.
Playboy - all glitz and show with no real punch. Hustler - dirty fighter. Very, very dirty. Penthouse - will likely lose the fight but will make up stories later about winning it. Cosmopolitan - fights mostly by scratching with fingernails Japanese Rape Comics - propensity to attack from behind Bondage magazines - secretly wants to lose
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11-08-2017, 06:33 PM | #22 |
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WHERE'S THE DOUBLE ISSUE ON MINDORO TRIBESPEOPLE! I NEED THE DOUBLE ISSUE ON MINDORO TRIBESPEOPLE!
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11-08-2017, 06:41 PM | #23 |
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"slightly intoxicated" I have to be drunk as hell before I throw down with porn mags and knives
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