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Congrats! Our little one is at the age where he asks "why" for everything. I never realized how much I don't know.
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08-18-2014, 07:15 PM | #17 |
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08-18-2014, 09:17 PM | #20 |
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08-18-2014, 10:16 PM | #21 |
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08-18-2014, 10:26 PM | #22 |
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Congrats on the healed limb and the baby.
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08-18-2014, 10:43 PM | #23 |
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For the next 12 yrs or so you will be the smartest man on earth. The next 6 yrs or so you will a stupid idiot asshole. But don't worry. eventually it'll turn out you were a pretty smart guy.
Congrats man. They grow up fast.
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08-18-2014, 11:00 PM | #24 |
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Congrats! Kids are awesome.
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02-20-2015, 08:00 PM | #25 |
**** you, you cretin.
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I'm a daddy again!
Well many of you know my wife is currently pregnant with my first child and I'm so excited. She's due at the end of April. I want him to be here already, putting the crib together just made things even sweeter.
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02-20-2015, 08:03 PM | #26 | |
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JFC.....where is Saccopoo to call child services when you need him? |
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02-20-2015, 08:05 PM | #27 |
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The poor kid is going to fall through and smack his head and you're worried about his team affiliation?
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02-20-2015, 08:06 PM | #28 |
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Your kid will be telling stories about how he was abused as a child as you can see with his crib décor.
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02-20-2015, 08:07 PM | #29 |
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02-20-2015, 08:08 PM | #30 |
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This is a good point. Better he learn from birth how to be tough. Throw some palm fronds down at least.
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