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The gold teeth make it street.
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02-12-2013, 12:48 PM | #17 |
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He must have been drinking Makers Mark....before they cut the Alcohol content.
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02-12-2013, 12:49 PM | #18 |
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Wow
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02-12-2013, 12:49 PM | #19 |
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02-12-2013, 12:50 PM | #21 |
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Is that superfan Red Extreme? I think I've met this guy.
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02-12-2013, 12:50 PM | #22 |
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The guy could've just shaved his goatee if he wanted to separate himself from the other 250,000 bald Chiefs fans.
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02-12-2013, 12:50 PM | #23 |
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It is not a bad tattoo. Grow hair and is concealable.
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02-12-2013, 12:51 PM | #24 |
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02-12-2013, 12:52 PM | #26 |
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He could grow his hair out except for the face, and I bet it would look like a Wookie....
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02-12-2013, 12:56 PM | #27 |
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The best part about this from the owner's perspective is that he'll never see it.
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My previous post got me thinking. Apparently a common means of expression these days is the tattoo. You want to send a message about yourself ("I really like Chinese characters" or "I'm a devout Chiefs fan"), but at the same time there has to be some apprehension about the long-term implications. Maybe at some point you won't as devout a fan, or you'll become more interested in Cyrillic characters.
So what is a person to do? Do you take the leap and get the tattoo, recognizing the long-term risk, or do you hold off and lose some short-term self-expression? Here's my concept. Tell me what you think. Instead of tattooing yourself and absorbing the risk of having a dated, faddish tattoo twenty years from now, use my new concept. Pay me, and I'll go to a third-world country and, via some negotiations with family members, I will have your tattoo placed upon a third-world child. I will provide photographs, and you can display them in bars, night clubs, or amusement parks to show people your trendy tattoos and self-expression ("self" being expanded somewhat for this purpose). However, when your passion for that particular issue fades, you just throw away the picture and get a new tattoo on a new child. No costly and painful tattoo removal, and you have a palette of blank skin to work with that is limited only by Bangladeshi birth control measures. Any thoughts? Should I start up this new business venture?
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You got it. Do you have a preference for the child's nationality? For that particular theme, I would recommend Bolivian, but it could actually work very well on a Mauritanian.
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