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Oklahoma man arrested after woman spots him in toilet
This is the first time I've ever heard of someone going to these lengths to see a women on the toilet. He must not know about internet porn!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/09...him-in-toilet/ A Tulsa man remained jailed Monday on a peeping Tom complaint after authorities discovered him inside a septic tank beneath a women's bathroom at a Sand Springs water park. Kenneth Enslow, 52, was arrested Sunday after a woman called police. She had taken her 7-year-old daughter to the bathroom and noticed a man looking up at her from inside the toilet, Tulsa County Sheriff's Maj. Shannon Clark said. "He went in there, climbed down in the septic and was looking up at the people utilizing that facility," Clark said. Enslow, who was covered in human waste, was helped from the septic tank by members of the Keystone Fire Department, who sprayed him off with a fire hose and then transported to a hospital for evaluation, according to a sheriff's report. Court and jail records do not indicate if Enslow has an attorney. Enslow told police that a woman hit him in the head with a tire iron and dumped him in the toilet, according to the report. But Clark said: "There were no injuries consistent with that." Enslow remained jailed on a felony warrant from Okmulgee County related to a 1998 embezzlement case, court records show. A formal arraignment in the peeping Tom case is scheduled for July 15. |
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07-09-2013, 06:21 PM | #31 |
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07-09-2013, 09:14 PM | #32 |
You GOTTA get it done!
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He wanted to be the next Slumdog Millionaire
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07-09-2013, 09:43 PM | #33 |
You GOTTA get it done!
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or he was looking for a poop transplant
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07-09-2013, 10:23 PM | #34 |
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Did the woman give him the stink eye?
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07-09-2013, 11:01 PM | #35 |
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07-09-2013, 11:02 PM | #36 |
Don't Be A Dick
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Serious question here: If feces causes pink eye isn't he going to be infected come the next day?
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07-09-2013, 11:10 PM | #37 |
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How do you crawl into a septic tank? How do you see through the S curve trap in a toilet ? Was it an outhouse? A rent a toilet?
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07-09-2013, 11:15 PM | #38 |
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07-09-2013, 11:19 PM | #39 |
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They used the term "septic tank" liberally within the article. A septic tank is a receptacle for waste. The space below an outhouse holds waste and is thusly a "septic tank" but probably not the type of septic tank to which you are accustomed.
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07-10-2013, 12:32 AM | #40 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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Shitty way to die
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07-10-2013, 12:10 PM | #41 |
You GOTTA get it done!
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07-10-2013, 12:12 PM | #42 |
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Wait. What?
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07-10-2013, 12:22 PM | #43 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Guys, anything is possible in Oklahoma...
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07-10-2013, 12:23 PM | #44 |
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Now that is how you get pink eye.
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07-10-2013, 12:42 PM | #45 |
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A truly craptastic story...but...
maybe he wasn't down there for the view?
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