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05-06-2013, 04:12 PM | #61 |
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05-06-2013, 04:20 PM | #62 |
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There is no suspicion of fowl play even though Jose is believed to have been porking his co-worker's wife. The co-worker was quoted as saying, "we didn't have no beef mang."
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05-06-2013, 04:23 PM | #63 |
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Better to have an engagement ring on your hot dog. Tell her she can't use her hands to take it off.
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05-06-2013, 04:23 PM | #64 |
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I heard the victim was a Buddhist.
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05-06-2013, 04:26 PM | #65 |
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Be careful if your menu reads this...
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05-06-2013, 04:31 PM | #66 |
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Moral of the story: Don't EVER trust an organ grinder...or their damn little monkeys!
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05-06-2013, 06:16 PM | #67 |
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years ago I had to go into huge grain bins and try to push steel rods down through the corn to unclog the bottom where the auger pulls it out. MAN. I was young and dumb. I was in the middle of a grain bin on top of 40,000 bushel. If it had collapsed I would have been done.
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05-06-2013, 06:46 PM | #68 |
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The more I think about it, the more I worry about the people who had to remove him and clean up the grinding machine. His suffering only lasted a minute, but I suspect they'll be remembering it for the rest of their lives.
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05-06-2013, 06:52 PM | #69 |
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Thats why they should have designated clean up crews of 80 + year olds with alzheimers
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05-06-2013, 06:52 PM | #70 |
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I love Mexican food.
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05-06-2013, 06:53 PM | #71 |
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Poor guy was just trying to get through the daily grind. After that kind of work you'll find yourself ate up at the end of the day.
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05-06-2013, 06:57 PM | #72 |
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Was it the chicken processing machine? If so they could reuse the processed meat! Although it might have lowered the rat percentage to unacceptable levels.
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05-06-2013, 07:07 PM | #73 |
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Undertaker (to family of victim): Normally, we put the deceased in a coffin or urn.....buuuuuuut in this case, we had to improvise:
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05-06-2013, 07:12 PM | #74 |
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Taco on a bun?
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05-06-2013, 07:15 PM | #75 |
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