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‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’
Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t. According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say. He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza. Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell. |
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02-05-2013, 08:34 PM | #16 |
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He went to jail, but he wasn't there furlong
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02-05-2013, 08:35 PM | #17 |
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someone please cue the Q!!!
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02-05-2013, 08:48 PM | #18 |
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His sex life was in shambles so he just decided to foald
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02-05-2013, 09:01 PM | #19 |
SHOCKERS BABY!
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Just a bunch of horseplay. No harm, no foal.
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02-05-2013, 09:08 PM | #20 |
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He picked this pony because it couldn't cry out for help.
It was a little horse.
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02-05-2013, 09:30 PM | #21 |
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Obama wants to grant this guy citizenship??
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02-05-2013, 09:32 PM | #22 |
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Send him to the glue factory.
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02-05-2013, 10:18 PM | #24 |
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This will never happen with Eric Berry. He aint playin' wit no horses, bruh.
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02-05-2013, 10:31 PM | #25 |
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Damn illegal aliens.
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