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01-03-2013, 05:11 PM | #16 |
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She look like this??
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01-03-2013, 05:15 PM | #17 |
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Well......? Are you sexy?
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01-03-2013, 05:17 PM | #18 |
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It will be more awkward when she realizes you're not a gynecologist
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01-03-2013, 05:19 PM | #19 |
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The key to success in this situation is to get your assistant interested in a threesome. Then you book an hour and whammo.
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01-03-2013, 05:21 PM | #20 |
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Stay above the neck and you should be fine. Or get some stirrups.
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01-03-2013, 05:25 PM | #21 |
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01-03-2013, 05:25 PM | #22 |
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#bragging/not bragging
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01-03-2013, 05:28 PM | #23 |
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#humblebrag
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01-03-2013, 05:29 PM | #24 |
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Sounds like you wouldn't even have to gas her. Turn in your ****ing man card!
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01-03-2013, 05:30 PM | #25 |
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Sounds like she needs a cavity filled.
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01-03-2013, 05:31 PM | #26 |
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What does "coming back for treatment" mean? You gonna fill a cavity?
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01-03-2013, 05:32 PM | #27 |
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01-03-2013, 05:39 PM | #28 |
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that is awkward, but how about this....
my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house. she was the one I was going to marry too. |
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01-03-2013, 05:40 PM | #29 |
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01-03-2013, 05:42 PM | #30 |
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