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I've been thinking about doing this as well. Whether it does anything or not, i have no idea. I wanna do it for myself. My own peace of mind.
I eat so much junk food it's starting to take its toll on my health. Wait.....what kinda cleanse are we talking about?
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I asked that and it got lost in the bullshit.
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I've done one.
It was like drinking blended alfalfa and hay and shitting like a goose. |
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Garlic make my feet stank!
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I did a 30 day juice fast, does that count?
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I wanna do a cleanse just to see what kinda nasty shit comes out of me
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30 Days?
**** that. I was thinking like 2-4 Days tops.
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Nothing like the ads.
Just running the hay water through a strainer. |
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We should do a ChiefsPlanet cleanse and then post pictures of the nasty shit that comes out.
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Juicing will for a couple days will give you a nice body cleanse.
I usually do something along the lines of: Kale Ginger Red Beets Pear/Apple It's like cleaning the bottom of your lawnmower with your tongue but it's healthy and keeps the motor running. Drink lots of water, about a gallon a day. |
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If you want to do an enema, fine. A cleanse merely deprives your body of absolutely essential vitamins, amino acids, fiber, protein, and a host of other nutrients.
There's nothing healthy about drinking cayenne pepper and lemon for two weeks. |
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There is zero scientific evidence for the efficacy of cleanses in terms of ridding the body of "toxins." The only thing a cleanse is good for is caloric reduction, which can be done in any number of ways that don't deprive your body of valuable nutrients. |
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How much money did you pay that trainer?
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yeah dude, if you want to clean yourself out, just buy three pounds of organic cherries and snack on them all day.
You'll be shitting jet fuel. |
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I've always thought of those kinds of things as being similar to chiropractors - some people swear by them, but there's not much evidence out there to suggest they have much of a long-term effect.
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