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Woman charged with using a machete to force a man to have sex with her
I would have probably hit that...
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06-26-2018, 07:13 AM | #3 |
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Errr...this happens to me all the time. I'm so sexy that they can't resist...yeah...
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06-26-2018, 07:24 AM | #5 |
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06-26-2018, 07:25 AM | #6 |
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06-26-2018, 08:28 AM | #7 |
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She left a bite mark on his arm? Busted! Anybody who watches forensic files knows biting is a no-no when committing a crime.
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06-26-2018, 08:33 AM | #8 |
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Seems she also ripped the trim off the window and then pissed on the bed while holding the machete.
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06-26-2018, 08:38 AM | #9 |
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Need a better pic to determine guilt/innocence.
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06-26-2018, 08:39 AM | #10 |
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Crazy ex wielding a machete orders you to lay down and take off your clothes...and you do it?! Screw that! Take the stupid knife out of her hand.
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06-26-2018, 08:48 AM | #13 |
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How are you going to take the knife out of her hand while your taking pictures? Isn't that the whole point of documenting the event?
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That was a dumb move. You should never charge a person carrying a machete.
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