Bwana One Punks Zero...Don't Even Think About Hitting My Leaf Pile!

Braincase · 10-22-2003, 09:13 AM

One word - caltrops.

Bwana, you are my hero of the day.

Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks.

Chief Faithful · 10-22-2003, 09:25 AM

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hollow one or two of them out, really thin.......mix up 2/3 bucket of my "tree planting mix"....cow dung and water stirred to a sludge and fill it up.

That gets me thinking. I also need to rig the yard for "farming".

RedNFeisty · 10-22-2003, 09:35 AM

That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house?

tommykat · 10-22-2003, 09:38 AM

Now that is funny! Even if I tried to think of a way to get them back I never would have thought of that...but you all are giving me ideas

headsnap · 10-22-2003, 10:23 AM

our old house was on a skinny side street that many people would use as a short-cut into another neighborhood. I guess that many of the people thought that my yard was part of the street.

One day I went out and bought some of those concrete pyramids and put them in the yard(about 1/2 foot from the street, no curb).

Later that evening, mrs. headsnap and I were watching TV when we heard a loud prolonged ka-thunk-thunk-ka-thunk. We looked out our window to see two of the pryamids down the street and a Lincoln Continental speeding down the street. We laughed, gathered up the pryamids, and went back to watching TV. About two hours later there was a knock on our door. There stood this old codger who was steaming mad, and out on the street there was his Lincoln attached to a tow truck. One of the pryamids apparently punctured his gas tank, and he lost all his gas while he was playing bingo.

He wanted me to pay for his gas tank. I 'explained' to him, that since he obviously was the one who thought my yard was the street, that he should be paying me for some new sod instead. He stopped by the house a few times in the next six months to give us the bill for his tank, all we could is stand there and laugh at the man.

**Bwana** · 10-22-2003, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by headsnap

our old house was on a skinny side street that many people would use as a short-cut into another neighborhood. I guess that many of the people thought that my yard was part of the street.

One day I went out and bought some of those concrete pyramids and put them in the yard(about 1/2 foot from the street, no curb).

Later that evening, mrs. headsnap and I were watching TV when we heard a loud prolonged ka-thunk-thunk-ka-thunk. We looked out our window to see two of the pryamids down the street and a Lincoln Continental speeding down the street. We laughed, gathered up the pryamids, and went back to watching TV. About two hours later there was a knock on our door. There stood this old codger who was steaming mad, and out on the street there was his Lincoln attached to a tow truck. One of the pryamids apparently punctured his gas tank, and he lost all his gas while he was playing bingo.

He wanted me to pay for his gas tank. I 'explained' to him, that since he obviously was the one who thought my yard was the street, that he should be paying me for some new sod instead. He stopped by the house a few times in the next six months to give us the bill for his tank, all we could is stand there and laugh at the man.

That's classic!

I just planted a nice hedge row this summer and people seem to want to walk through it on a regular basis.

When it gets taller, I am going to string a single strand of wire through it with two posts anchoring it at each end. That should put and end to that story.

**Bwana** · 10-22-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by RednFeisty

That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house?

Indeed it was. I broke out the "bird bombs" to add a little excitement to their day after they were firing bottle rockets in my yard and over my house. On a side note, they have been the all American neighbor types since.

RedNFeisty · 10-22-2003, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Indeed it was. I broke out the "bird bombs" to add a little excitement to their day after they were firing bottle rockets in my yard and over my house. On a side note, they have been the all American neighbor types since.

Bird Bombs, that was it. I knew it had something to do with bombs and some sort of animal!

Lesson taught, no harm done!!

**Skip Towne** · 10-22-2003, 12:55 PM

Bwana, you are the master of revenge. What a guy!

Chief Henry · 10-22-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RednFeisty

Bird Bombs, that was it. I knew it had something to do with bombs and some sort of animal!

Lesson taught, no harm done!!

Whats the bird bomb story???? Please some one post it..
Puuhhh-leeeze........

**Bwana** · 10-22-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

Whats the bird bomb story???? Please some one post it..
Puuhhh-leeeze........

It seems my meth monkey neighbors were being bad. FWIW: They have been great ever sense. Not so much as a peep.

Here's the link.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=bird+bombs

10-22-2003, 09:13 AM	#1
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	One word - caltrops. Bwana, you are my hero of the day. Regarding the hose, can you rig it so the kid gets sprayed when the hose kicks in, and then load the hose up with my fav, Four Paws Housebreaking Fluid. Kid will smell like pungent urine for weeks. __________________ BrainCase
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10-22-2003, 09:35 AM	#3
RedNFeisty Smokin Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	That is to funny. Weren't you also the one that had problems in July and shot some funky chit over the hoodlums house? __________________ F.O.C.U.S sportsshrink: Don't bite the hand that feeds you!!!! "We the Fans" feed you Morons!!
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10-22-2003, 09:38 AM	#4
tommykat zzzz Kats always Join Date: Mar 2001 Casino cash: $10004925	Now that is funny! Even if I tried to think of a way to get them back I never would have thought of that...but you all are giving me ideas __________________ Take that KC helmet and just
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10-22-2003, 10:23 AM	#5
headsnap "Think ZOOM!" Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Space Station #5 Casino cash: $1397236	our old house was on a skinny side street that many people would use as a short-cut into another neighborhood. I guess that many of the people thought that my yard was part of the street. One day I went out and bought some of those concrete pyramids and put them in the yard(about 1/2 foot from the street, no curb). Later that evening, mrs. headsnap and I were watching TV when we heard a loud prolonged ka-thunk-thunk-ka-thunk. We looked out our window to see two of the pryamids down the street and a Lincoln Continental speeding down the street. We laughed, gathered up the pryamids, and went back to watching TV. About two hours later there was a knock on our door. There stood this old codger who was steaming mad, and out on the street there was his Lincoln attached to a tow truck. One of the pryamids apparently punctured his gas tank, and he lost all his gas while he was playing bingo. He wanted me to pay for his gas tank. I 'explained' to him, that since he obviously was the one who thought my yard was the street, that he should be paying me for some new sod instead. He stopped by the house a few times in the next six months to give us the bill for his tank, all we could is stand there and laugh at the man.
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10-22-2003, 12:55 PM	#9
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Bwana, you are the master of revenge. What a guy!
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