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Are you asking for the CIA?
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Do they still even MAKE titty mags???
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Santa swings a big 'ol candy cane. Every piece of peppermint candy is just hardened Kringle jizz.
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Gimme My Berries Back!
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Santa is coming for Democrat adults and children.
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Now you've pissed me off!
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They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.
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This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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A Red Ryder Carbine Action -200 shot Range Model Air Rifle.
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Now you've pissed me off!
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Seven to eight.
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Sit them down and have the Santa/Easter Bunny/Jesus talk all at once when they're in first grade or so.
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Life comes fast enough, let them be kids as long as they can.
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What are you talking about "Santa isn't real" ?
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