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11-28-2017, 04:47 PM | #16 |
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It takes over a thousand hours of training to become a massage therapist. They have techniques.
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11-28-2017, 04:48 PM | #17 |
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11-28-2017, 04:52 PM | #18 |
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11-28-2017, 04:57 PM | #21 |
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The pure capitalist solution to this problem is to provide two types of massages, fisting and non-fisting, and let the market determine demand and pricing.
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11-28-2017, 04:57 PM | #22 |
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11-28-2017, 04:58 PM | #23 |
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11-28-2017, 04:59 PM | #24 |
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11-28-2017, 05:55 PM | #25 |
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My friend said that in hardcore Chinese massage there's a procedure where they insert a finger up the vagina and push on the coccyx. But they only do it to other Chinese because westerners can't handle it or something. Also it's usually a crusty old Chinese woman doing it, not some dude.
A couple other female friends got a massage in Italy and said they both orgasmed. The line between assault and enjoyment can blur I guess. I'd really like to know how the fisting followed by ejaculating on face went down. |
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11-28-2017, 07:52 PM | #28 |
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I'm curious about the sequence of events. I'm not sure these two things could happen simultaneously, so which happened first? And after one of them happened, why did you stay on the table and finish the massage session? I think that allegation is a little suspicious.
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11-28-2017, 07:54 PM | #29 |
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11-28-2017, 07:56 PM | #30 |
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