Brushes with Madness

[ClevelandBronco]

Originally Posted by Nickhead

i know someone who claims to have been present when randy leach went missing (she has since recanted many times).

i was going to go into business with a coworker at one point. then i moved. a couple years later he is sitting in prison for diddling his kids.

my pot dealer was shot and killed many years ago.

my apartment was broken into, while i was sleeping upstairs (was working almost 80 hrs a week and dog assed tired.)

i left colorado for kansas and drove through littleton colorado just minutes before the shootings started.

a coworker convinced me to prank call his mom that he was killed. ten minutes later, his girlfriend comes running in saying her brother was in a car wreck. it killed his passenger.

same friend pulled me over (hes now a cop), had a ride along and was showing off. let me go, but he didn't know i had three ounces of weed on me at the time.

two doors down from us about a year ago, a man was slaughtering his wife as i was getting in my car to go to work.

hmmm... i know i am missing some others.

No offense meant, but thanks for getting the hell out of Colorado.