The "Whacko Neighbors" Thread

[threebag]

I lived by a prick that had a hot rod gremlin. He had a yellow lab mix that shit constantly in my front yard. I had a big bay window in the front of my house overlooking the yard. I was home from work one day and the heavy curtains looked as if the window was open and air was blowing in. I went to look and it was my 22 pound Siamese Cat whipping his tail while watching the dog shit in my yard. His name was Sebastian i always thought he was just a big puss. He never went outside ever. So while the dog was in my yard i slowly opened my door. Sebastian was on point. He slid out the door and bounded about four times then leaped on top of this probably 50 pound dog. He destroyed that dog. Hair was flying and the sound, oh the sound. When he was done Sebastian came back in like nothing ever happened. Needless to say that dog never shit in my yard again. Which was great as I had kids that their shoes were like shit magnets.

[KCUnited]

The first apartment I had by myself, the guy in the unit next to me offed himself by running his gas line into a plastic sack tied around his head. He wasn't much of an annoyance after that though.

A couple years later, a month after I moved out, a guy in the same building turned on the water main on the top floor and flooded one side of the building.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

The first apartment I had by myself, the guy in the unit next to me offed himself by running his gas line into a plastic sack tied around his head. He wasn't much of an annoyance after that though.

KCUnited: "He seemed like a quiet guy."

Reporter: "Actually, I'm asking what he was like before the suicide."

[notorious]

Originally Posted by KCUnited

The first apartment I had by myself, the guy in the unit next to me offed himself by running his gas line into a plastic sack tied around his head. He wasn't much of an annoyance after that though.

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Jesus.

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by threebag02

I lived by a prick that had a hot rod gremlin. He had a yellow lab mix that shit constantly in my front yard. I had a big bay window in the front of my house overlooking the yard. I was home from work one day and the heavy curtains looked as if the window was open and air was blowing in. I went to look and it was my 22 pound Siamese Cat whipping his tail while watching the dog shit in my yard. His name was Sebastian i always thought he was just a big puss. He never went outside ever. So while the dog was in my yard i slowly opened my door. Sebastian was on point. He slid out the door and bounded about four times then leaped on top of this probably 50 pound dog. He destroyed that dog. Hair was flying and the sound, oh the sound. When he was done Sebastian came back in like nothing ever happened. Needless to say that dog never shit in my yard again. Which was great as I had kids that their shoes were like shit magnets.

Oh man, I hate neighbors that let their dogs roam free to crap in others' yards. Had a neighbor do that a couple years ago. It was a house 2 doors down. She was loading kids in the car and allowed the dog to roam over to my yard. I had been finding dog crap in my yard but was never sure who was doing it. So I happened to be walking outside when I see the dog in my front yard taking a crap. I yelled at the neighbor to get over here and clean up her dog's shit. She did clean it up and that was the last time that happened.