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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2008
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#197 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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Lack of sleep and the roofers for F***ing my up Directv.
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MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I just used my vagina to get out of going to work tonight. Because it's just sooooo snowy I couldn't possibly make it there in one piece... right?
Not only did it work with a lot of manly concern for my safety but I got a lecture on the advantages of buying a 4x4.
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Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Quote:
Works every time. |
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#200 |
The Collective Unconscious
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The OP
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I seem to be pooping more than normal and it is ****ing cold.
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#201 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Jabip
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Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
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My water heater started leaking and the ignitor went out in my oven on the same day.
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#203 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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open the little vent thingy on top
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#204 |
Go Beavers!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Warshington
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#205 |
It was not a fair catch
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Correcting papers
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people driving with their headphone on.
Isn't that illegal?
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#206 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I have slightly more chicken on my plate than barbecue sauce. I don't feel like getting up to get more barbecue sauce, but I want it.
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#207 |
GBM 8-12-15
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
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#208 |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
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Two things irking me right now this instant?
1. I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month. 2. Those damn speed bumps they are putting on every suburban street these days so you have to slow to 20 mph. I mean, multiple speed bumps on every street. Everytime I go over one I honk my horn in disapproval. If it is midnight and I have to go over one in the burbs, I just lay into my horn to let the neighborhood know I do NOT approve of the rampant overabundance of this latest stupidity of putting speed humps every quarter mile down every suburban street. FU to whoever is causing this. Disclaimer: OK, I've never ****ed a supermodel, but it is just irking me right now that I haven't ****ed one this month. On second thought, I think those stinking speed bumps irk me even more than the fact that I haven't ****ed a supermodel this month, so you can change the order on the above irksome thinks. #1 is the suburban speed humps and #2 is the fact I have not ****ed a supermodel this month. |
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#209 |
Niner Trash
Join Date: Mar 2013
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This very nearly approaches a cardinal sin. I avoid that possibility by floating my meat in a virtual lake barbecue sauce at the outset. I also don't like to have BBQ where you don't get your own individual bottle of BBQ sauce to drown your meat.
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#210 |
It's just a ride.
Join Date: Dec 2010
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EXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
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