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BYOMB: A Hip-Hop Ode to Kansas City Barbecue
I love hip-hop. I love BBQ. I have created a concoction in which these two wonderful things are blended. Enjoy.
http://joshuakennedy.bandcamp.com/tr...-city-barbecue Here are the lyrics, for those of you who are old: Roll the windows down, fill the tank with gasoline We 'bout to go to Kansas City, where the grass is green Draining plates, gaining weight, what is happening? That was only the beginning of my gradual fattening Once upon a time when my body mass was lean I weighed 120 pounds and subscribed to magazines I used pogs for bets and listened to cassettes And played outside with friends instead of on the internet As a result, I was thin as a rubber tree As time went on, I got progressively chubby, see As an adult, I made an amazing discovery I fell in love with smoked meats, and they fell in love with me Chorus: Let's go to Kansas City, get the world's best barbecue Time to eat, let's get some meat, perhaps a carb or two You might get a little heavier, go one size up in pants But you'll be a whole lot happier, so get on up and dance When it comes to barbecue, KC doesn't mess around People argued for years about who's the best in town Bryant's, Gates, and Jack Stack all went toe to toe Until 1996 when the new guy stole the show Now the best a man can get is found at Oklahoma Joe's Where bros will overdose until they're full and comatose So when we're in town, we hit up Joe's whenever we can Standard meal for me - Mountain Dew and a Z-Man But the meal's not complete until you get a bag of fries Head on over to The K, watch the Royals shaggin' flies Then after the game, go to Jack Stack for lamb ribs It's BYOMB - Bring Your Own Man Bib Chorus I wore a pair of size 28 jeans and ripped it After eating a meal of fries, baked beans, and brisket We all used to go to Fat Charlie's on Blue Ridge Hole in the wall, made us feel like cool kids The best-kept secret when you needed a cheap fix Right before the game, roll up to Arrowhead with Chiefs tix Cheap chips and a sandwich, open up the box Tailgate in the parking lot with 101 The Fox This meat's been cooking all day, steady and slow Now we got Mitch and Lenny on setting the tone Asking Kansas City if they're ready to go Don't even ask, homeboy, you already know Chorus |
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03-22-2014, 09:48 AM | #2 |
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03-22-2014, 10:02 AM | #3 |
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Look up Nolan Ryan steaks, they sell them in Texas. Not sure if anywhere else. Best damn piece of meat I've tried in all my BBQ years. I was completely wrong about propane grills.
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03-22-2014, 10:06 AM | #4 |
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03-22-2014, 10:06 AM | #5 |
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is that you TM?
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03-22-2014, 10:08 AM | #6 |
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03-22-2014, 10:11 AM | #8 |
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I guess so lol. Just google Nolan Ryan Steaks. They sell them in Texas, not sure if anywhere else though. I have had many steaks in my life, but these steaks are different. We literally used a butter knife to cut these. We are actually having some shipped to us for the draft.
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03-22-2014, 10:13 AM | #9 |
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03-22-2014, 10:14 AM | #10 |
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03-22-2014, 10:16 AM | #11 |
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03-22-2014, 10:17 AM | #12 |
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my only complaint is the dissing of Gates.
Gates is still the daddy - then again I'm somewhat a traditionalists. I liked the Blue Ridge reference, I have a ton of memories from that shithole of a mall JONES STORE n Orange Julius, Wha' wwhat?!! |
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03-22-2014, 10:20 AM | #13 |
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I wasn't dissing Gates. I like Gates. Just sayin' Oklahoma Joe's is the best.
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03-22-2014, 10:25 AM | #14 |
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03-22-2014, 10:26 AM | #15 |
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If I may say - the meats at Stack were only so so - the sides were solid though - sauce is so so there.
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